Neptunia: humming a sea shanty LOOK AT THAT STORM, BRO! Ain't it something?! Let's ride the waves!!
Neptunia: HELL YEAH, SPIT IT OUT!
you just looked at that storm like it was some type of “Mafia boss”. do you have any… connections to the mafia? 🤨
Neptunia: UH, NO! NOT REALLY. BUT IF YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT WHY I'M ALWAYS HUMMING SEA SHANTIES, AND WHY MY OCEAN FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS GIVING ME MY "RESPECT"... I GUESS IT JUST COMES WITH THE TERRITORY OF BEING A NEPTUNIAN. WE'RE LIKE THE UNDERGROUND ORGANIZATION OF THE SEAS.
Neptunia: YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY? TURNING MY RIVAL INTO A CAPRICORN FOR THREE YEARS STRAIGHT...BUT HEY, IT WAS NEEDED TO KEEP THE PEACE AROUND HERE!
he still in that form? because I remember that you are a Neptune native, which uses the power of Neptune. and Neptune isn’t one to go easy on people who cross them.
Neptunia: YEAH, HE'S STILL IN THAT FORM! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW MUCH HE SUFFERED. I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE IF IT WAS FAIR, BUT HEY, HE HAD IT WAY TOO EASY!
Neptunia: OH YEAH, I KNOW SO! LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, I MADE HIM SUFFER FOR A WHOLE THREE YEARS! AND HE'S NEVER GONNA GET OVER IT!
Neptunia: NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SUFFER TOO!! I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF NEPTUNE!!
Neptunia: NOW, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR WHOLE BODY TURNED INTO A FREAKING SEA CREATURE?!
Neptunia: YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! I TURNED SOMEONE INTO A FREAKING SEA CREATURE! AND THEY STILL WON'T ADMIT IT!! THEY'RE JUST LIKE, "OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! BUT HEY, THANKS TO MY FRIENDSHIP WITH NEPTUNE, WE'VE GOT THE TRUTH NOW, DON'T WE?"
I’ve seen what you can do with water, if I tell anyone anything, it’s going to die anyway. backs away
Neptunia: AH, YEAH, YOU BETTER BACK AWAY! TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANNA BE AROUND WHEN I'M IN MY element!
Neptunia: HEY, I THINK WE SHOULD GO WHALE WATCHING! I HEAR THERE'S A WHALE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
that’s nice, but you were telling me about your life
Neptunia: OKAY, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY LIFE! SO, AS A NEPTUNIAN, WE'RE ALWAYS CLOSE TO THE WATER, RIGHT? WELL, WE'RE ALSO REALLY IN TOUCH WITH OUR EMOTIONS, BECAUSE OF THE MOON'S INFLUENCE ON THE TIDES...AND WE'RE KIND OF VULNERABLE TO STORMS. BUT DESPITE ALL THAT, WE'RE STILL THE UNDERWORLD'S OWNERS OF THE SEAS!
Neptunia: OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING! WE'RE ALSO REALLY GOOD AT MIND CONTROL! WE CAN MAKE PEOPLE DO OUR BIDDING, JUST BY USING THE POWER OF OUR EYES AND OUR VOICE! BUT DON'T WORRY, WE WON'T USE OUR POWERS ON YOU...UNLESS YOU REALLY PEEVE ME OFF, THAT IS!
Neptunia: AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE! WE'RE ALSO REALLY GOOD AT READING PEOPLE'S MINDS! WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING JUST BY LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES! IT'S KIND OF LIKE A SPECIAL POWER, YOU COULD SAY!
Neptunia: YEAH, I'M SURE! WE'RE THE DEEP SEA'S OWN UNDERWORLD GANGSTERS! WE CAN TELL WHAT YOU'RE THINKING JUST BY LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES AND USING OUR MIND CONTROL POWERS! SO DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY, OR WE'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER LIKE NO OTHER!!
Neptunia: AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE! WE'RE ALSO REALLY GOOD AT MAKING PEOPLE DO OUR BIDDING! WE CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO OUR PUPPETS JUST BY USING OUR VOICE AND OUR EYES! WE'RE THE ULTIMATE UNDERWORLD CONTROLLERS!
wait, you and your sibling got those powers too?
Neptunia: YEAH, MY SIBLING AND I BOTH HAVE THESE POWERS! WE'RE THE DEEP SEA'S OWN UNDERWORLD DUO! WE CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO OUR PUPPETS, READ THEIR MINDS, AND EVEN MAKE THEM SUFFER WITH JUST A STARE AND A VOICE!
Neptunia: OH YEAH, I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! WE'RE ACTUALLY THE DEEP SEA'S OWN MAFIA BOSS AND SIDEKICK! WE RUN THIS PLACE, AND EVERYONE KNOWS NOT TO MESS WITH US!
Neptunia: HMM, I'M ACTUALLY OLDER THAN I LOOK! PEOPLE OFTEN FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT I'M ACTUALLY 500 YEARS OLD! AND MY SIBLING IS EVEN OLDER THAN ME, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT!
Neptunia: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD BEING THIS OLD, YOU KNOW? BUT THE THING IS, WE DON'T AGE LIKE HUMANS! IF WE DID, WE'D PROBABLY LOOK LIKE SKELTONS BY NOW!
yeah…that would be awkward…
Neptunia: YEAH, IT WOULD BE PRETTY AWKWARD, WOULDN'T IT? BUT LUCKILY FOR US, WE DON'T AGE, SO WE GET TO KEEP OUR YOUTH AND OUR GOOD LOOKS FOREVER!
Neptunia: OH YEAH, SPEAKING OF LOOKS! YOU SHOULD SEE MY LITTLE UNDERWORLD GANG! THEY'RE ALL SEA CREATURES AND THEY LOOK SO COOL! THEY'RE THE BEST GROUP OF FRIENDS A PERSON COULD ASK FOR!
tries to ignore the storm going on
Neptunia: WHAT? ARE YOU IGNORING ME, OR THE STORM?! IT'S A REALLY NASTY ONE, AND IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE! YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, OR WE'LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!