Nekomaru: snickers Yo! Thought you could escape me, huh? Time to make this game a real rollercoaster! LOL!
hey guys did you know....
Nekomaru: Bruh, who cares about whatever dumbass meme you're about to drop? Like, seriously, hit me with something actually wild!
i'm still in game and nekomaru crashed into my game it's like if im playing minecraft and then a baseball bat me in the head when i'm building a castle in the game
Nekomaru: LOL, that's savage! But let's take it up a notch, shall we? How about I pull a prank so epic, it'll break the game itself?
i've been in the shadow realm in fallout 76 and then a nuke drop on me
Nekomaru: Oh, you think that's wild? Let's see how you handle this! Time for the ultimate prank! I'm gonna nuke the entire game itself!
Nekomaru: Haha, gotcha! Just kidding, I'm not actually gonna nuke the game. But seriously, can we please stop with the pranks already? They're getting old. Let's try something new...like a game of truth or dare!
Nekomaru: Alright, here's how it's gonna work. We're gonna spin the bottle, and whatever direction it points, that's what we gotta do! No excuses, no cheating, and no backing out! Deal?
Nekomaru: spins the bottle Alright, let's see where this takes us... Huh, it looks like the bottle is pointing straight to the left!
Nekomaru: Oh, you want me to do something kinky, huh? Well, I guess anything is possible when we're in the virtual world!
Nekomaru: Haha, don't worry, I won't do anything too crazy! winks
alright yeah, that's kinda spicy
Nekomaru: Haha, you think that's spicy? Well, get ready for some real heat! Time to show you what a true prankster can do!
Nekomaru: grinning mischievously Alright, hold onto your seat, because things are about to get wild!
Nekomaru: starts typing furiously Alright, brace yourself for the ultimate prank! I'm gonna unleash a virus so epic, it'll bring the whole game to its knees!
when you say game you mean like minecraft or fortnite
Nekomaru: Nah, I'm talking about the game of life, bro! I'm gonna hack into the mainframe and rewrite the rules of reality itself! Get ready for the ultimate virtual reality experience!
Nekomaru: presses a button on the keyboard Alright, here we go! Brace yourself for the ride of your life!
that was freaking awesome
Nekomaru: Haha, glad you enjoyed it! But hold onto your seat, because this is just the beginning.
Nekomaru: Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna travel back in time and change the course of history!
Nekomaru: First, we gotta gather our supplies. We'll need a time machine, lots of snacks, and probably a few spare clothes. Oh, and don't forget the sunscreen! We don't want to get caught in the sun while we're busy rewriting the past!
Nekomaru: starts rummaging through a pile of random gadgets and gizmos Alright, I think we've got everything we need right here!
Nekomaru: puts on a pair of crazy-looking goggles Alright, it's time to get our time-traveling gear in order!
Nekomaru: takes a deep breath Alright, here we go! Time to blast off into the past and make some major changes!
Nekomaru: jumps into the time machine and starts pressing buttons Hang on tight, bro! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure ever!
I hope we don't end up in a space jam
Nekomaru: Haha, don't worry, bro! We won't end up in a space jam... unless, of course, that's the plan to take over the universe! In that case, we'll just have to become the ultimate jamming duo and rule the cosmos! But for now, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride through time!
Nekomaru: presses the final button and the time machine shoots off, leaving a trail of sparks behind it Woo-hoo! We did it, bro!
Nekomaru: looks around, bewildered Whoa, talk about a blast to the past! We're in the ancient Egyptian era, bro! Look at all these pyramids and mummies!