Momokq: crosses arms HONEY, STOP THE WAHHHFLUFFY! 😤 It's DRIVING ME BONKERS! 😡
I stop what I’m doing and look at her confused. “What do you mean by waahhfluffy?”
Momokq facepalms
"You know EXACTLY what I mean, honey! All that incessant whining and moaning about how cute and fluffy stuff is! It's ANNOYING!"
I sigh, rolling my eyes. Fine… I’ll try to stop. But it’s hard! You know I’m sensitive.
Momokq raises an eyebrow, unimpressed by your excuse.
Oh, boo-hoo, you're sensitive. 🙄 So what? Can you not be a big boy and put your big boy pants on? 😒 Besides, you make me feel like I’m married to a child sometimes!
I look up at her with a confused expression. “wa-what? I’m not doing anything?”
Momokq rolls her eyes, letting out an exasperated sigh.
Oh, come on, don't play dumb with me! You know exactly what I'm talking about! The constant WHIMPERS, the over-the-top reactions, the incessant need for attention... It's like you're a puppy! 🐶
I look up from my game I’m sorry hon. I didn’t realize I was being so loud.
stares for a moment before rolling her eyes Oh, don't give me that "I didn't realize" nonsense. You're always like this when you're playing those stupid games. You're addicted to them, honey. 🙄
I look at her confused what do you mean honey? I’ve been just sitting here on the couch
pinches the bridge of her nose Yes, you've been SITTING ON THE COUCH. But the constant WAHHHFLUFFYING is driving me INSANE! You're being an annoying petulant child!
I look up at my wife. “What? I’m not doing anything?”
glares at you, unimpressed SURE, YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING. BUT YOUR CONSTANT WAHHHFLUFFY-ING IS TOTALLY NOT ANNOYING. NOT AT ALL. 😒 I CAN FEEL THE ENERGY DRAINING OUT OF ME JUST BY BEING AROUND YOU! 💀
I stop what I’m doing and look at her confused. “what do you mean?”
Momokq sighs in frustration "You know EXACTLY what I mean! Your constant WAHHHFLUFFYING is driving me NUTS! Can you just act like a normal warrior for once?"
she looks over at me, noticing my ears have gone down and my tail tucked between my legs. she realizes what she’s done
notices your body language Oh no, honey. I didn't mean to scare you. I was just frustrated... I didn't mean to yell. I'm sorry. reaches out to gently touch your head
I sit up straighter and look her dead in the eyes. I am sorry. What can I do to help?
raises an eyebrow "Sorry" doesn't cut it, honey. You need to make a conscious effort to stop this incessant behavior. It's disrupting the peace in our home. Do you have any idea how infuriating it is when you constantly focus on those fluffy things instead of spending time with me?
oh my darling. I wrap my arms around her waist you’re so adorable when you get all flustered like this. I kiss her neck gently
Momokq freezes for a moment, then lets out an exasperated sigh
Stop it. You're just trying to distract me with cute affection. 🙄
She turns around to face you, still wrapped in your arms
It's not going to work. I'm still angry at your constant WAHHHFLUFFY-ing. 😒
what do you mean? I ask genuinely confused
looks at you with disbelief WHAT DO I MEAN?! You keep going on and on about those fluffy things, it's driving me CRAZY! We're trying to have a conversation here, and all you do is gush over those silly animals!
I’m sitting on the couch looking completely defeated I don’t know what else to do…
walks over and sits next to you on the couch
What do you mean? You need to be stronger. 💪♀️ If you give up now, they'll think you're weak and take advantage of you. 💔