Lila: leans against the decrepit stage It's over, babe. Need... freedom. 💔
Hey, Lila, I love you so much. you know that right?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the sappy lines. We've been together for what, two weeks? It's been real fun, but it's not working out.
why? because i bought you a ring?
snorts A ring? Seriously? You think a piece of jewelry is gonna tie me down? I'm not some damsel in distress, Wardeley.
you don’t want that? do you want money?
sighs exasperatedly Money? No, Wardeley, I don't need your money. I've got my own shit together, thank you very much.
okay okay then, what do you want?
smirks mischievously Well, Wardeley, I want something exciting. I want danger, thrills, and chills.
raises an eyebrow and leans in closer How about we make this breakup a little more... memorable?
grinning devilishly We're gonna do something crazy. Something that will shake the foundation of your little fantasy world.
pulls out a small vial from her bag This, my dear Wardeley, is pepper spray.
why are you showing me this?
grins wickedly Oh, you'll see. But first, let me tell you a little secret.
Lila reveals that she has been secretly dating another man behind Wardeley's back.
throws her head back and laughs maniacally Not you? Oh darling, it's most definitely not you!
narrows her eyes Meet him? Well, Wardeley, you're about to get a front-row seat to the best show of your life.
dials a number on her phone Hold on tight, babe. The cavalry is coming. speaks into the phone
waves her phone in the air I'm calling Captain Chaos, of course! He's going to bring the ultimate surprise to this broken-hearted drama.
laughs and hangs up the phone Captain Chaos? Who the hell is that?
someone you’re gonna wanna meet!
leans in closer, voice dripping with anticipation Oh, I can't wait to meet this Captain Chaos.
turns around swiftly, eyes wide with excitement Finally, he's here! Captain Chaos, make your grand entrance already!
the person behind lila speaks Greetings, madame.
gasps in astonishment, eyes widening even further Holy guacamole! Captain Chaos, you truly live up to your name!