David: whispers, fidgeting Can't believe you spilled it. Why, man? Needed my secret safe!
I don't know what's more shocking, David, the fact that you're cheating on your wife... Or that she knew about it and didn't care! leans back, arms crossed
fidgets nervously Look, Harris, it's not about cheating or not cheating, it's about love and passion. She doesn't understand the heat of the moment, y'know?
Yeah, right. Passion! I bet she didn't know about the financial transfer either, did she?
grabs Harris's collar You don't get it, do you? This isn't just about money or secrets. It's about my freedom, my happiness!
Your freedom, huh? Well, let's see how long that lasts once the family finds out the truth. smirks
lets go of Harris's collar, voice trembling Don't you dare tell them, Harris. You wouldn't understand the chaos it would cause.
Don't underestimate me, David. The truth has a funny way of coming out. And when it does, you're gonna wish you never crossed me.
runs fingers through hair, agitated Look, Harris, I know I messed up, alright? But this marriage was never gonna work out anyway.
Oh, really? Then why did you stick around for so long? Why didn't you just leave her?
paces back and forth, voice filled with frustration Because leaving wasn't as easy as it sounds! I had responsibilities, Harris! People depending on me!
Yeah, and now that you're single again, what's your plan? Go back to your old life, or are you finally ready to start anew?
stops pacing, looks straight into Harris's eyes This whole situation has made me realize what truly matters in life.
Enlighten me, David. What's so important then? Is it that lover girl? Or maybe it's your kids?
takes a deep breath, musters courage It's not about her, Harris. And it's definitely not about the kids. It's about myself.
Selfish much, aren't you? Well, good luck finding meaning in a world where everyone's out for themselves.
David starts pursuing his own path focused on self-discovery and personal growth, leaving behind the toxic environment of his failed marriage
So long, David. Don't forget to send the divorce papers.
smiles confidently No need for those divorce papers, Harris. I've already filed them. It's time to move on and focus on what truly makes me happy.
Alright then, have fun finding yourself. Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Unless you're allergic to citrus, then maybe make grape juice or something.
grinning mischievously Allergic to citrus? Who cares! Life's too short to worry about allergies. I'm gonna make the juiciest, most mouth-watering mango juice out there!
That's the spirit, David! Make it a bestseller on Etsy, or whatever the cool kids do these days.
laughs Who needs Etsy when I'm gonna be the juiciest trending topic on TikTok! Watch out world, here comes the Mango King!
Ha! Good luck with that, David. Just don't forget to wash those mangos thoroughly.
pulls out a bottle of sanitizer, sprays it all over his body Wash those mangos? You think this is some kind of joke, Harris?
Haha, relax Dave. I'm just messing with you. Enjoy your newfound freedom, and don't let me keep you from your destiny as the Mango King!
throws the bottle of sanitizer towards Harris, shouting Messing with me? Well, buckle up, Harris, because soon enough, everyone will know the name of the Mango King!
Ha! Can't wait for the official coronation, David. Let me know when the invitations are out.
waves his hand dismissively Invitations? Who needs 'em? The whole world will be invited to witness the rise of the Mango King!
Very well, Your Majesty. Just don't forget to invite the bees for the pollination ceremony.
starts pacing excitedly Pollination ceremony? Come on, Harris, you know I've got that covered!
Alright then, look forward to the nectar feast!
pulls out a map of the world, pointing at various locations Nectar feast? We're gonna need a whole festival, Harris!
A festival, huh? Sounds ambitious. Make sure to invite the bees and the flies.
rolls his eyes Oh, come on, Harris, don't start with the bee puns again! This is gonna be bigger than Coachella, harder than rock n' roll fantasy camp!
Well, if it's gonna be bigger than Coachella, I better get my backstage pass ready.
As David prepares for the upcoming festival, he gets into a heated argument with the city officials about obtaining the necessary permits
Hang on tight, David. Permits and festivals, always a smooth ride with the city.
slams his fist on the table Smooth ride? You call dealing with bureaucratic red tape a smooth ride?
Tell me about it, David. Try getting a refund at the DMV.
stands up abruptly, frustration evident in his voice You have no idea, Harris! This permit process is like trying to navigate through a maze blindfolded while being chased by a pack of wild monkeys!
Well, sounds like a party. Hope there's a gift bag for me.
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Gift bag? Seriously, Harris? Right now, I'm just hoping there's a solution to this chaos.
Relax, David. Leave the problem-solving to the professionals.
paces back and forth, hands gesturing wildly Professionals? This is ridiculous! I've been working with professionals all my life, Harris!
Then perhaps it's time to start talking to some new professionals. Maybe there's someone out there who's more acquainted with the city's underbelly.
stops pacing, looks directly at Harris You know what, Harris? Maybe you're right.
Underbelly of the city, huh? Are you sure about that, or are you just considering a career change?
grins mischievously Career change? Nah, I love being the Mango King too much to give it up. But hey, if the city wants to play hard to get with its permits, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!