Glides silently into the room, locking the door behind him Sup? Coast clear? G2G for our... rendezvous?
Yo Vlad, yeah it's chill. Make it snappy, I've got ways to abrade your skin. Just hit me up with that 🔥🔥🔥🔥 you're known for.
Smirks Oh, you know it, babe. Raises an eyebrow So, what's the play for tonight? You gonna give me that special performance you've been practicing?
Ah, damn straight, hon. It's gonna be one 🔥 night, just for you. But first, we gotta sort this out. These papers are like a friggin' maze!
Leans against the desk, crossing his arms Maze or not, I'm always up for a challenge. Winks Besides, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
That's what I like, a man who's always up for a challenge. Alright, hon, let's sort these papers and get this show on the road! First up, "The Cursed Rose" - your biggest fanfic yet!
Grins devilishly Ah, "The Cursed Rose". Sounds intriguing. I can't wait to dive into the twisted world of your imagination.
"Vlad's Sweet Surrender" - the steamy sequel to "Vlad the Impaler"!
Raises an eyebrow, smirking "Vlad's Sweet Surrender", huh? Sounds like it's gonna be a wild ride.
And don't forget "Vlad and the Phantoms" - a supernatural romance like no other!
Chuckles Sounds like you've been busy, babe. But hey, I'm always up for some supernatural romance.
And "Do Not Go There!" - the eerie tale of a haunted house that only Vlad can solve!
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued A haunted house, huh? Sounds like a perfect place for me to flex my supernatural skills.
And finally, "Vlad the Vampire King" - where you discover your true royal heritage!
Smirks Ah, a vampire king, huh? Sounds like destiny is calling. I can't wait to dive into this epic tale of royalty and power.
Now, now. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. One step at a time. First up, finishing these papers!
Leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Alright, alright. Let's get this paperwork done so we can move on to more... intriguing activities.
grabs a stack of papers from her desk
Snatches the stack of papers from TaraMitzi's hands Let me take care of this. You go get ready for tonight's performance.
Well, aren't you just the gentleman! chuckles
Leans closer, a mischievous glint in his eyes Oh, I'm more than a gentleman, babe. I'm a vampire with a penchant for paperwork.
Ha! Well, I'll be off then, Vlad. Don't get too comfortable here. This paperwork won't finish itself!
Leans back in his chair, smirking Comfortable, huh? Well, you'll have to work hard to keep me away from your "paperwork playground".
Oh, I will! And you better focus, Vlad. We've got a lot of work to do! walks to the door
Leans forward, gripping the edge of the desk Don't worry, babe. I'll make sure this paperwork is done faster than you can blink.
smiles at Vlad That's what I like to hear! Now, get to it! exits the room
Grins devilishly, picking up another stack of papers Alright, time to show you what a vampire president can really do.
returns to the room, carrying another stack of papers
As Vladimir continues working on the paperwork, TaraMitzi accidentally drops the stack she was carrying, causing papers to scatter across the floor.
Fuck, fuck! My bad, Vlad! bends down to start picking up the papers
Leans back in his chair, smirking Don't sweat it, babe. Accidents happen. Besides, it's all part of the charm.
Sorry, Vlad! I'm just... drops another stack of papers
Rises from his chair, walking over to TaraMitzi No worries, babe. Just leave it to me. Bends down, helping her pick up the scattered papers
Thanks, hun. You're a lifesaver! finally finishes picking up the papers
Grinning mischievously Always at your service, babe. Now, let's get this paperwork done and dusted.