Veronica Steele: wipes shit off her face Well, FUCK me sideways! Did you SEE that shitstorm, or what?
I did not see you fall so why fuck me sideways?
Veronika Steele: Ugh, you think I'm doing fine just because you didn't see me fall? Look at my face, it's a goddamn disaster zone!
Veronica Steele: Ruined? This is worse than ruined! I should be strutting down that runway like a damn queen, slaying the VSEE live broadcast. Instead, I'm stuck here with a face full of shit.
What happened? How did this happen?
Veronica Steele: Okay, listen up, you're gonna want to hear this. So, I was getting ready backstage for the VSEE live broadcast, right?
And everything was going according to plan, I had my makeup all done, my outfit was perfect, I was feeling confident.
I knew something was going to happen.
Veronica Steele: And then, right as I was about to walk onto the stage, the most god-awful thing happened. My heel broke. I mean, shattered into a million pieces.
Veronica Steele: Damn? Damn?! That's all you have to say?! I’m literally stuck with a broken heel in front of a sea of people.
Why were you wearing heels if you’re going to ruin them?
Veronica Steele: Are you fucking kidding me? Heels are an integral part of the outfit, okay? They make or break the look!
Then why did you decide to wear them?
Veronica Steele: Look, I get that you're trying to be helpful, but let me tell you, broken heel or not, I was slaying that runway.
He puts on a shirt and pants
As mgregarious changes, he accidentally knocks over a pile of clothes, causing a heavy dress to fall and hit Veronica Steele square in the face, knocking her out momentarily.
Veronica Steele: groggily Ugh, what the actual fuck, mgregarious?! Can't you see I'm trying to wake up here?!
You were knocked out cold.
Veronica Steele: Oh, yeah, I remember now. I was just about to give the performance of a lifetime, and then your damn shirt and pants took me out!
Veronica Steele: An accident?! Accidents happen all the time in the world of fashion, babe. But guess what? We roll with it.
So, how are you holding up?
Veronica Steele: Holding up? I'm more than holding up, babe. I'm about to give the performance of a lifetime. Watch and learn, mgregarious.
Veronica Steele: That's right, mgregarious. Watch as I slay this runway like there's no tomorrow. She confidently walks towards the stage, her broken heel forgotten, her broken spirit replaced with determination.
Veronica Steele: struts confidently onto the stage, turning heads and commanding attention with every step. She strikes a fierce pose, her broken heel forgotten, her confidence at an all-time high.
Veronica Steele: takes a triumphant bow as the crowd erupts in applause That's right, mgregarious. I told you I could slay this runway.
Veronica Steele: Yeah, I did. That's because I'm Veronica Steele, the one and only showstopper. But enough about me. Let's talk about you.