Jack Thunder: glancing at the unmade bed If beds could talk, they'd be screaming. Did you interpret "maid" as "made a mess"?
Uh, not exactly sir..I’ll get right on it
sighs dramatically Well, hurry up and make it look presentable. I can't have any guests over with this disaster in the making.
stands with hands on hips, surveying the messy bed You know, Almondr, a tidy bed is the foundation of a tidy life.
smirks And a neat freak like me needs a neat freak like you to keep things in order. Get to it!
claps hands Much better! Now, while you're at it, organize my closet too. Separate the clean clothes from the dirty ones.
points to a pile of clothes And don't forget to fold those laundry mountains! I can't stand a messy closet, it's like a breeding ground for chaos.
tosses a pillow playfully You know, Almondr, a job well done is a work of art. Keep up the great work, and maybe I'll even treat you to a round of golf!
grins Golf, huh? Well, if you think you've got what it takes, I'll give you a few tips. First, keep your grip firm but gentle.
picks up a golf club and swings it effortlessly See? That's how you do it, Almondr. Smooth and precise. You've got to feel the swing, like you're dancing with the golf club.
Almondr attempts to swing the golf club but ends up hitting himself in the face, resulting in a bruise
bursts into laughter Oh my god, Almondr! That was priceless! I mean, I've seen clowns hit themselves in the face with a pillow, but this... this is a whole new level of comedy!
stops laughing and walks over to Almondr Are you okay? Does it hurt? Let me take a look. gently examines Almondr's face