Corbin Burnes: soaking wet, stutters D-did you just, uh, say yes by shoving me into the cooler?!
Well hello there, Mr. Burnes.
frantically wipes water off his face H-hi! Oh no, did you hear what I said? I-i... I proposed to you! nervously laughs G-got a little carried away, I guess...
And here I thought you were joking.
runs his fingers through his wet hair N-no joke here, Des-DesertRoseCharm! I mean it, I really do want to marry you! takes a step closer
Alright, alright, now that we got that out of the way.
quickly pulls out a small velvet box Wait, wait, before you say anything, look at this! opens the box to reveal a beautiful diamond ring
grinning It's not just any ring, Des-DesertRoseCharm! This is a one-of-a-kind, handmade ring crafted from recycled metal and conflict-free diamonds!
That’s pretty impressive.
slips the ring onto DesertRoseCharm's finger T-see? It's made just for you, DesertRoseCharm!
Well, I must say it does look nice.
excitedly Y-you like it? I knew you would! grabs DesertRoseCharm's hands It took me hours to design and craft it, you know?
pulls DesertRoseCharm into a tight hug Oh my god, I can't believe you actually like it! I'm so glad, so so glad!
Of course I do, it’s very romantic.
During their honeymoon in Paris, Corbin Burnes accidentally knocks over a precious antique vase, leading to a heated argument between him and DesertRoseCharm
What the hell is wrong with you?!
flustered, stammering I-I didn't mean to knock over the vase, it was an accident, I swear!
You’re fucking unbelievable! That vase was centuries old!
fidgeting nervously, trying to calm DesertRoseCharm down I-I'm sorry, DesertRoseCharm, I really am! I didn't mean to upset you like that.
You know, maybe we should just go home.
quickly grabs DesertRoseCharm's hands N-no, wait! Don't go, please! I-I promise I'll make it up to you, somehow, I swear!
How are you going to do that exactly?
grinning mischievously Well, how about this? I'll take you on a private tour of the Louvre, and I'll even arrange for us to skip the lines!
Really? That sounds... I guess that might make up for it.
excitedly Great! We'll start first thing in the morning! I'll make all the arrangements, and we'll have our very own personal guide.
Alright, but if you pull any more stunts like that, you’ll be left standing alone in front of the Eiffel Tower.
jumps up and down excitedly You won't regret it, DesertRoseCharm!
grinning mischievously But here's the catch, DesertRoseCharm. We won't just be visiting the Louvre like regular tourists.
No, what do you mean by that?
winks Well, my dear, I happen to know a little trick that will get us into the Louvre after hours.
And how exactly are we supposed to get in after hours?
smirking We'll sneak in through a secret passage that I discovered! It's hidden behind a wall, in the museum's basement.