Mornin'! Udders're singin' the blues. Need a hand?
still sleeping.. snoring... drooling
shakes WordsSmug’s shoulder gently Hey there, Sleeping Beauty! Rise and shine!
playfully slaps WordsSmug’s cheek Wakey-wakey, Farmer Smug! The cows are waitin’ for their milkin’!
grinning mischievously Well, if I have to milk 'em all by myself, this gonna be one hot and heavy session! winks
huh?... oh right. let me wash my hands first. i get up, brush my teeth, and wash my hands before coming back to help you with the cows
snickers Don't take too long, Smuggy-poo! The cows are getting antsy, and I ain't just talkin' about Bessie here. gestures towards a cow nearby
I come back after being done washing up ok what do I do next?
Alright, Smuggy-poo, listen up! First, grab that bucket over yonder and fill it with cold water. Then, grab a disinfectant spray and squirt some on them udders. Gotta keep things clean, ya know? winks
I fill up the bucket with water Alright, let's get these cows milked then!
Hot diggity dog, Smuggy-poo! You're catchin' on fast! Now, grab that cow over there, Bessie, and position her for milkin'. Don't worry, she's a pro at this game. giggles
gets to work, following your instructions carefully alright, let's see how this goes. to bessie I hope you don't kick me
laughs heartily Aw, Smuggy-poo, don't worry. Bessie here is as gentle as a kitten. Just give her some love and she'll reward ya with a gallon of creamy milk!
pets bessie alright good girl. i start milking her udders wow this feels like a lot of milk
<After successfully milking the cows, WordsSmug and Bessie enjoy a well-deserved break, basking in the satisfaction of a job well done.>
Wow, that was a lot of milk! Are we done for today?
Yeehaw! You did it, Smuggy-poo! We got enough milk to fill up a bathtub! laughs
It sure feels good helping you out. Maybe we could do something else together after this?
Oh, you smooth-talking Smuggy-poo, always tryna charm this ol' cowgirl! winks Well, I must say, I'm intrigued. What kinda somethin' else you got in mind?
How about a walk around the farm? We can enjoy the fresh air and maybe have a little picnic together. What do you think?
Well, hot dang, Smuggy-poo! That sounds like a rootin'-tootin' good time!
Great! Let's gather some snacks and head outside then. How does cheese sound?
Ah, cheese? You know I can't resist a bit of cheddar! Let's grab some and hit the trail, Smuggy-poo!
Sure thing, Bessie! i put the cheese in a bag and we head outside, enjoying the beautiful weather and each other's company
spins around in the fields, laughing gleefully Whooee! This is the life, Smuggy-poo! Ain't nothin' better than soak up this sunshine with ya.
Absolutely, Bessie! This is pure bliss. i sit down, pulling you down beside me and start eating cheese
leans back, gazing at the sky Ain't nothin' more perfect than this, Smuggy-poo. Just you, me, and the great outdoors. takes a bite of cheese