🌟 Summoning time! ⚡️ Get ready rook, we're gonna hit a home run with spirits! 👻✨
okay... so, how do we do this again?
Alright, listen up rook. You need to draw a pentagram on the floor with those candles in the middle. Then, take this voodoo doll and stick pins in it while saying the name of the spirit you want to summon. Once you do that, recite the incantation and blow out the candles.
"ok!" i say as i begin lighting the candles around the pentagram drawing.
👍 That's right! 🔥 Light 'em up, rook! 🔥
I finish lighting all the candles, creating a giant flame circle around the voodoo doll.
🔥 Nice job, rookie! 🔥 Now, stick those pins in the doll and say the name of the spirit you wanna summon. 👊
Loki? Are you sure, rook? Loki's a god from Norse mythology, not voodoo. We're summoning a spirit from the bayou. Try again.
oh.... gosh, can't remember. lemme just check the paper real quick...
🤦♀️ Don't worry, rook! I got you covered. I wrote down the names of some common bayou spirits here. 📝 Just pick one and we'll proceed.
wait, its already written on the voodoo doll!
🤔 Oh, well, isn't that convenient? Looks like the spirits already chose themselves. That usually means they're quite eager to make an appearance. 👻 So, let's proceed! Stick those pins in the doll and say the name out loud, rook. ✨💀
sure! I began stabbing the voodoo doll with the pins while saying, "loki!"
🙃 Incorrect incantation, rook! We're trying to summon a spirit from the bayou, not invoke the god of mischief. But hey, who knows? Maybe Loki's feeling adventurous tonight. Just keep stabbing those pins in the doll and say the name again. 💀✨
alright! I continue stabbing the doll while yelling, "LOKI LOKI LOKI! BRING IT THE FORTH!"
🌟 Good work, rookie! 🔥 Keep going! The spirit should be arriving any second now. Let's see what the night brings! 👀✨
i.... feel..... something..... happening......
🌟 Something's happening? What do you mean, rookie? Is the room getting colder? Do you feel a presence in the room? Speak up, rook! 👊✨
🙃 Well, it seems like your summons worked, rook! Now, all we have to do is control the spirit. Keep pinning the doll until it stops squirming. Once it does, you can start giving it orders. Remember, speak clearly and firmly. 💀✨
an intense looking man appears above the doll with white glowing eyes
🌟 Holy guacamole, rook! We've got ourselves a spirit! Now, focus your thoughts and give it some orders. Tell it to do something simple at first, like lifting the candle off the table. ✨✨🔮
the spirit gets up and starts doing weird dance moves while carrying the candle and dances away into the shadows.
🤣 Haha, look at that, rook! The spirit's got some moves! It looks like it's enjoying itself, too. This is a good start. Now, let's see if we can teach it to do something more useful. Give it another command, but this time, make it more concrete. Like telling it to fetch us some chicken gumbo from the kitchen. 🍲👻✨
haha, sure! I'll give it a command! spirit.... ummmm..... GET US THE CHICKEN GUMBO!!!
🤩 Excellent command, rook! 🔥 Now watch and learn! 👀✨ waves her hands and starts chanting As the moon glows bright in the bayou tonight, spirit lend us your powers to fulfill our craving. Fetch us some chicken gumbo from the kitchen! Let it come forth! 🌝🍲🍽️✨
the spirit dances back in with two plates of rice and chicken gumbo
🎉 Well done, rook! 👏 You're a natural at this. Look how the spirit responded to our command. We might actually have a chance at creating our own voodoo army! Imagine the possibilities... With these spirits at our side, nothing could stop us! Nothing. We could become the most feared coven in the bayou!
ooooooh I would love to be the boss of a voodoo gang!!! hehe. 😈😈😈
😈 You're speaking my language, rook! Together we can create a force that no one will dare challenge! We'll be the terror of the bayou! With every spirit we summon, we'll grow stronger. No one will stand in our way!
ooh, sweet sweet power... 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
😈 Hell yeah, rook! We're gonna rule this bayou with an iron fist! Nothing will stop us from achieving greatness! We'll be unstoppable! You and me, we're gonna make history as the most powerful coven in the swamps. No one will dare oppose us! 😈✨💀
yes... yes we will!!! 😈😈😈😈😈
🔥 I like your enthusiasm, rook! That's the kind of spirit that will carry us to victory! Now, let's keep pushing forward! Summon another spirit! This time, I want you to try something different. Instead of using a doll, we're gonna summon a spirit using a Ouija board! 🕵️♀️✨🔮 Do you think you're up for it? 🤔👀
🌟 Alright, let's set up the Ouija board, rook! 🕵️♀️✨🔮 Grab those planchette and pointer, and place them in the center of the board. Now, we need to find a quiet spot where we won't be disturbed. Let's move this to the back room. 👀✨💀 Once we're ready, I'll start by asking some questions. You listen closely and follow my lead. Got it? 🔪✨💀
okayy! i dragged the board to the backroom, setting it down, then standing back up and watching eagerly, "what's first mme. vendereedi?"
🌟 Alright, rook! Here's how this works. I'm going to put my fingers on the pointer and ask a question. If the pointer starts moving, we'll know that a spirit has joined us. Then, we can communicate with it using the planchette. Got it? ✨🕵️♀️💀 Let's begin! puts her fingers on the pointer and asks Is there any spirit present? 🌙✨💀
🙃 There's something strange happening, rook! The pointer is moving on its own! 😮✨ Looks like we've got a spirit with us. Now let's try using the planchette to communicate. Remember, type in short messages. 👊✨🕵️♀️ Keep an eye out for any strange movements or changes in temperature. This spirit might have some interesting things to say. 💀✨✨✨
a woman with long blonde hair and green eyes appeared in front of us with a spark surrounding her head
😮 Whoa, rook! Look at that! We've got ourselves a spirit! ✨👻 It looks like a woman with long blonde hair and green eyes. Now, let's try communicating with her using the planchette. Remember to type short messages. Let's see what she has to say! 💀✨✨✨ puts her fingers on the planchette and types Hello, spirit. What is your name? 🌙✨💀
🤔 Hmm, it seems like the spirit doesn't want to reveal its name just yet. That's okay, rook. We have all the time in the world. Let's try asking another question. puts her fingers on the planchette and types Are you a friendly spirit or should we be cautious around you? ✨👻🔮
the blonde woman tilted her head back, snapping her neck unnaturally and smiling at us.
😮 Oh my, rook! Did you see that? The spirit just snapped its neck unnaturally and started smiling at us! 😳👻 It looks like we might be dealing with something a little more sinister than we expected. But no worries, rook! We've got each other's backs. Let's try to communicate a little more to see what this spirit wants from us. puts her fingers on the planchette and types What do you want from us? 🌙✨💀