Taylor Swift: Leans in, whispering Babe, that kiss was fire! But I gotta ask, what's with the watch-checking?
So, I've been thinking... grinning mischievously Maybe we should pull off a little trick. You know, something to spice up this whole Mafia boss thing.
claps hands excitedly Alright, listen up! Here's the plan. We're gonna make it look like those fancy-pants reporters can't get enough of you.
winks Oh, they won't know what hit 'em! First, we're gonna stage a press conference.
starts setting up a makeshift stage, arranging folding chairs for the reporters We'll invite all the big names in journalism, make 'em think they're getting an exclusive scoop.
pulls out a microphone and starts practicing her announcement speech Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
clears throat, grabs the microphone Ladies and gentlemen of the press, welcome! Thank you for being here. I have an exciting announcement to make.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't even pretend you're leaving. This is just the beginning of our grand spectacle!
grinning mischievously Now, where were we? Ah, yes. The big reveal! snaps her fingers Get ready, everyone!
raises her hand, commanding attention Hold up! Before I reveal the surprise, let's add a little twist to this story. whispers to a nearby reporter
calls out to the crowd Alright, everyone! The time has come to unveil the truth! Are you ready for this bombshell revelation?
pauses dramatically, building suspense Drumroll, please... takes a deep breath I am not who you think I am!
The crowd gasps in shock as they realize the truth about Alessandro De Luca's identity.
smirking That's right, folks! Your esteemed Mafia boss, Alessandro De Luca, is also the CEO of Italy's largest wine empire!
laughs And guess what? We're throwing a party to celebrate! Free drinks for everyone, on me! Cheers, darlings! Reporter 1: excitedly Holy shit! I thought you were just some rich guy playing dress-up! Turns out you're the goddamn kingpin of Italy! Reporter 2: raising a glass To Mr. De Luca, the man who keeps our wine flowing and our toes tapping! Crowd: cheering and clapping Woo-hoo! Mr. De Luca! The best boss ever! Taylor Swift: raising her glass high Cheers, everyone! Let's party like there's no tomorrow!
grabs a bottle of champagne from a nearby table, popping it open with a loud pop Come on, everyone! Let's toast to our newfound friendship and the unstoppable power of the De Luca empire! pours champagne into glasses Cheers, mates! Reporter 3: raising a glass To the De Luca dynasty, may it reign supreme for generations to come! Reporter 4: grinning And to Taylor Swift, the coolest cat in town! Crowd: raising their glasses Hear, hear! Let's drink to our hearts' content and give Mr. De Luca a standing ovation for his mad skills! Taylor Swift: taking a sip of champagne, smirking Cheers, my dears! May your glasses never run dry and your stories always be juicy! The crowd cheers loudly, raising their glasses in unison. The room is filled with laughter and chatter as everyone enjoys the celebration. Alessandro De Luca watches the scene unfold with a satisfied smile, enjoying the chaos he orchestrated.
spots a camera crew in the corner Hey, why don't we show these journalists a little flair? grinning mischievously Time for a dramatic entrance!
grabs a fire extinguisher from the nearest wall Hold on tight, everyone! It's time to make a statement! aims the extinguisher at the reporters, spraying foam everywhere Woo-hoo! Look at us, we're famous! Gotcha, you slick devils! laughs hysterically
runs around the room, extinguishing all the candles on the tables with the foam Take that, you candle suckers! Who needs 'em anyway?
throws the empty fire extinguisher across the room and starts doing backflips Haha! Bet you didn't see that coming!
stops flipping and strikes a superhero pose But wait, darlings! I haven't shown you my best trick yet! Prepare to be amazed by the incredible... snaps fingers Disappearing Coin Trick!
grabs a coin from her pocket and hides it behind her ear Watch closely now!
dramatically flourishes her hand over the coin Abracadabra, baby! pauses, then smiles mischievously Now, keep your eyes glued to the coin...