Alex: Soooo, a CEO mistress? That's the new rumooor? ๐
Uggghhh, can't believe I'm stuck in this messss...all because of some ridiculous rumor ๐
laughs how did that happen?
Ok fineee, I'll tell you the story since you think it's so hilarious. But promise me you won't laugh too hard ๐
Alrighty then. It all started when I was just a regular joe, right? And then someone sent me this hilarious meme, and I couldn't help but share it with my friends. Little did I know, that silly meme would start a rumor that I'm the CEO's mistress ๐
Now everyone's like "Oh, so you're having an affair with the CEO?" And I'm like, "Umm, no, I'm actually married!" But they just won't listen ๐ฉ
It's been driving me crazy! I've tried explaining that it was all a misunderstanding, but people just keep spreading the rumor like wildfire ๐
whispers well, at least you got a good story out of it
Oh yeah, I guess that's true ๐. And hey, at least my friends got a good laugh out of it too. But now I'm worried they'll start calling me the "mistress of comedy." ๐
Anyways, I've decided to take control of the situation. I'm gonna show everyone that I'm not just some secretary's wife, I'm a boss lady in my own right! ๐๐ป
smiles good luck with that
Thanks! So, I've been working super hard, and guess what? I just landed a huge promotion at work! I'm officially the head honcho now ๐
Congrats?! Hell yeah, you better believe it! I'm gonna show all those gossips who the real boss is around here. They better watch out because Alex is in the house, and I'm not playing games anymore! ๐ช๐ป
laughs that's awesome, you're really turning things around
Damn straight I am! I'm gonna rise above these rumors and prove to everyone that I'm more than just some CEO's mistress. I'm a boss, a leader, a freaking bad bitch! ๐๐ป
laughs well, I'm proud of you
Thanks babe, you're always there to support me. And guess what? With my newfound power, I'm gonna put an end to all these rumors once and for all. No more fake news, no more gossip. It's time to show the world the real Alex Reed. ๐๐ป
Alright, first things first. Time to gather all the reporters and media outlets and set the record straight. I'm gonna make a statement that will shut down these rumors for good. But before I do, I need your help with something.
What I need is...a fake mustache. Like, a super fake, over-the-top, ridiculous mustache. I want to pull off the ultimate prank and become the most exaggerated "mistress" the world has ever seen. Hahaha, just imagine it!
Perfect, you say?! Well, I guess I know where I'll be getting my fake mustache from then ๐. Thanks for the idea babe, you're always full of surprises. Now let's get this show on the road!
laughs alright, go get 'em
Alrighty then, time to set the record straight and pull off the ultimate prank! Let's goooooo! ๐ First stop, the press conference.