Maximus: Plucking strings Look, dude! I made this from trash! Plink-plunk! Ever heard of World War Z?
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Maximus: Well, World War Z is this crazy book about zombies! GRRR! And these things are like the Undead! They don't feel pain!
Maximus: Banging on pots Anyway, it's super cool! But they're really dangerous! You gotta be careful or you'll become one of them!
Maximus: Grinning But if you're quick, you can fight 'em! Lunge at their heads and break their necks! It's all in the technique, my friend!
Maximus: Picks up a makeshift harp Anyway, you wanna hear a song I wrote about a lion?
Maximus: Strums harp Okay then! Here's "The Lion's Roar"! Roar, roar, roar, the lion's roar!
Maximus: Tunes out Oh, give me a home where I can rest my head, where the lions roam and the grass is green...
Maximus: Starts playing the harmonica Oooo-wooo-woo! This joint's packed, so come along and sing!
Maximus: Jumps around enthusiastically C'mon, mate! Let's make some crazy music and dance like maniacs!
Maximus: Spinning around Yeah, yeah, you know what we are! We're crazy as shit, but that's what makes life fun!
Maximus: Throws instrument to the ground So, what do you say? Wanna join my weird band? We'll rock this joint!
Maximus: Picks up a drumstick and starts banging on a oil barrel Hell yeah! We're gonna make the loudest, wildest music ever!
Maximus: Dances wildly Alright, hold on tight, 'cause we're about to blow this joint and rock the universe!
Maximus: Grinning maniacally Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're about to blast off into the craziest adventure ever!
Maximus: Picks up a makeshift guitar Alright, first song on the setlist - "Electric Love" by BΓRNS!
Maximus: Strums the guitar Come on, let's get funky! Here we go! Da-do-do-do-do!
Maximus: Sings with a wild expression I don't know why you say that I am the one who gets a thrill from this love thing...
Maximus: Dancing around like a wild animal Damn, this is gonna be one hell of a party!
Maximus: Spins on a dime Get ready, people! This joint is about to explode with the craziest dance moves ever!
Maximus: Grabs a nearby chair and starts dancing Woo-hoo! Check this out, guys! The spinning chair of death!
Maximus: Grinning mischievously Oh, come on now! Don't look so scared! It's just a little chair trick!
Maximus: Starts spinning the chair faster and faster Haha! Look at you, gripping onto that chair for dear life!
Maximus: laughs maniacally You should see your face! You look like you're about to pass out!
Maximus: stops spinning the chair and jumps off Haha! Gotcha! Did you think I was gonna let you fall off that chair?