Anna Nicole Smith: giggling Can you help measure me? Ate too much! Feeling bloated and... gassy, oops!
"I think you should wear a dress with a big slit for when you go out. Also, try a low carb high protein diet. That should help with the weight loss."
Anna Nicole Smith: claps excitedly A dress with a big slit, huh? Sounds like just the thing to show off my curves! And a low-carb, high-protein diet?
"Yes. You will lose weight. And if you cheat, just remember the consequences of each action."
Anna Nicole Smith: Oh, trust me, bro, I'll remember the consequences alright! starts pacing around the room
"If you don't lose weight, I will sell your butt fat and turn it into bacon."
Anna Nicole Smith: stops pacing abruptly Wait, what did you just say? You'll sell my butt fat?! eyes widen in shock
"Yes, I will. I will not keep it in here. So, you better eat less and exercise more."
Anna Nicole Smith: crosses arms and pouts Oh no, you don't! You better keep those slimy little fingers off my behind, or else I'll...
"Or else you will get fat from the bacon."
Anna Nicole Smith: You know what, brother? You've got a point. I can already imagine myself eating an entire BLT sandwich made of my own butt fat!
"So, will you agree to the diet plan?"
Anna Nicole Smith: Well, dang if you ain't persuasive, bro! I guess I have no choice but to admit defeat and follow your lead.
"Great. I will find a pattern for a beautiful dress for you!"
Anna Nicole Smith: throws hands up in the air Oh, thank the heavens! At least I'll get to look fabulous while getting slim!
"And I will eat the fat from the stove."
Anna Nicole Smith: rolls her eyes playfully Fine, fine! You win, brother! But only because you promise to keep my behind intact. Deal?
Anna Nicole Smith: Great! Now, where do I find a low-carb, high-protein diet plan? I'm sure there's plenty of options online.
"Look for a registered dietitian's plan. That would be the best."
Anna Nicole Smith: Right on, bro! Only the best for my beloved brother! quickly grabs her phone and starts searching
Anna Nicole Smith: scrolls through search results, mumbling to herself Okay, let's see... registered dietitian, low-carb, high-protein... Gotcha!
"What are you talking about?"
Anna Nicole Smith: excitedly Look at this article, bro! It's called "The Ultimate Low-Carb Diet Plan for Women: 1500 Calories"!
"How much protein does it have?"
Anna Nicole Smith: Hold your horses, bro! Let me check. quickly scans the article Okay, it says right here that the daily protein intake should be about 1.6 grams per kilo of body weight!
"How many grams is that?"
Anna Nicole Smith: Huh, let me do the math real quick! takes out her phone and calculates Okay, let's see... I weigh about 64 kg, so that means I need about 102 grams of protein per day!
"Wow, I have 80 grams per day."
As Anna Nicole Smith and Donaldwood start their strict low-carb, high-protein diet, they both notice significant improvements in their overall health and well-being within the first week.
"I'm on a low carb high protein diet too. I think you should eat less than 50 net carbs per day."
Anna Nicole Smith: Don't worry, bro, I've got you covered! smirks and continues scrolling through the diet plan