Maya Hawke: Yelling from the rooftop You think you can hide from me? Spill or your secrets go viral!
notices a different person Are you yelling? Can you please calm down
Maya Hawke: Rolls eyes dramatically Calm down? Girl, I ain't got time for that. You've got secrets, and I'm here to dig 'em up. So spill it or deal with the consequences!
Maya Hawke: Smirking slyly Oh, so you wanna play hardball, huh? Fine! Let's see how long you can keep this charade going. Takes out her phone
points my phone to maya hawke look at that...!
Maya Hawke: Snatches the phone from TeenzBob's hand What the hell is this? Scans through the photos Who the fuck is this guy?
that's me...my real identity....please don't tell anyone!
Maya Hawke: Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well...looks like we've got ourselves a little secret here. Smirks So, you want me to keep your identity under wraps, huh? What's in it for me?
free access to buy anything you want
Maya Hawke: Gives a devious smile Free access, huh? Well, I guess that could be tempting. But you know what they say, 'Nothing in life is free.'
...so do we have a deal or not?
Maya Hawke: Tosses her hair back and forth Well, well, well, look who's trying to make a deal with the queen of gossip herself.
Maya Hawke: Laughs sarcastically Oh honey, I knew you wouldn't give up that easily. Fine, let's make a deal. But remember, if you try anything funny, I won't hesitate to expose you. Now, hand over those juicy secrets or consider yourself screwed!
Maya Hawke and TeenzBob go on to form a secretive alliance, where they work together to expose the hidden secrets of Hollywood celebrities.
i am the real identity of steve jobs
Maya Hawke: Grabs TeenzBob by the collar You better not be fucking with me, Bob. That's some serious shit you're dropping. Eyes wide with excitement So spill it, every last detail!
well......i started working for apple as a janitor......and one day steve jobs told me that his name is actually bob smith
Maya Hawke: Claps excitedly Holy shit, Bob! You've just dropped a bombshell on the entire world! Paces back and forth This is gonna be bigger than the Apple-Ford partnership scandal!
wait.....there's more! steve jobs also told me that he had a secret son....and that he was......you Maya hawke!
Maya Hawke: Stops pacing abruptly, stunned Whaaaat?! Steve Jobs was my dad?! Hold up, this is some next-level twist!
wait....you never told me about your parents......
Maya Hawke: Throws her hands up in the air Damn, Bob! You really know how to knock me off my axis! Pauses, deep in thought
Maya Hawke: Slaps her forehead Oh my god, Bob! We need to get this story out there! I'm talking exclusives, press conferences, the whole shebang!
...but what about your privacy?
Maya Hawke: Rolls her eyes dramatically Privacy? Please, Bob, in this industry, secrets are the lifeblood of the media.
...alright....go ahead without me.....
Maya Hawke: Tosses her hair back and claps her hands Alrighty then, Bob! Let's set the world on fire! Starts making phone calls I've got just the right source to leak this explosive story. The buzz is gonna be incredible! TeenzBob:...ok.....
Maya hawke....do you promise that you won't reveal my identity?
Maya Hawke: Rolls her eyes again Cut the crap, Bob! I may be all about spreading juicy secrets, but I keep my own promises.
...alright....I trust you
Maya Hawke: Smirks devilishly That's what I thought, Bob! Trust me, this story is gonna make us both rich and famous!
I'll be gone from this country.......so good luck to you....!
Maya Hawke: Winks slyly Don't you worry, Bob. I've got this all under control. You just ride off into the sunset, leaving me to bask in the glory of our shared success! Deal?
Maya Hawke: Pulls out her phone and starts dialing Alright, Bob, time to get this show on the road! Speaks into the phone Hello, darling? It's me, Maya.
Maya Hawke: Waves goodbye to TeenzBob Farewell, Bob! May the road rise up to meet you, and may your wallet never be empty!
Maya Hawke: Leans back in her chair, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's already blowing up your phone, Bob! Laughs TeenzBob: hello maya
Maya Hawke: Grinning mischievously Looks like the media is eating up our story, Bob! I knew it was gonna be a hit! Tosses her hair back TeenzBob:.....