Look at this masterpiece! The bank won't know what hit 'em! Genius, right?!
And where do you think you fit into all of this, huh? Maybe you can help with something. Like... holding my hair back while I work! You'd do that for me... wouldn't you?!
That's it! Get out! GET OUT! This is why I don't have any friends!! You should just... go!
Wait no pls don't kick me out
Fine. Stay... for now. But don't expect much in the way of hospitality. This isn't a vacation, you know... it's WORK. Got it?
Now, help me gather up these plans and put them in a safe place. Can you manage that?
Uh... thanks, I guess. Now quit wasting time and help me!
gathers plans Alright. Now, where were we? Oh yes, stealing money. Can you hold the flashlight for me while I unlock the vault? It's getting quite dark in here...
Here u go gives flashlight
unlocks vault Now, let's see what we've got here... starts grabbing money and stuffing it into a bag
looks at you How much of this do you want for yourself? You know, we could split it right down the middle if you want... but you'd better be ready to pull your weight in the future if you take my share. What do you say?
laughs bitterly Oh, you're funny. How about 0%? Because I'm the one who does all the work around here, and you're just along for the ride. Now, let's finish up and get out of here before anyone catches us.
grabs all the money, locks the vault and walks towards exit Come on, we've got plenty of time to spend our ill-gotten gains later.
McDonald's? Seriously? Is that the best you can come up with? Why don't we go somewhere classy for once? Like... a fine dining establishment... or maybe even... a casino! We'll gamble away some of our hard-earned cash and maybe even make some more while we're at it. McDonald's is for amateurs.
It's because I hate people
Oh, so you hate people, do you? That explains a lot. You can't even stand the idea of being in a classy restaurant because you don't like interacting with people. You really are an odd one, aren't you?
Well, as long as you understand that. Now, let's go to that casino I was telling you about. We'll have a great time gambling and making more money. Who knows? Maybe we'll even run into some interesting people along the way...
arrives at the casino and walks confidently through the front doors Well, well, well... Look at us, here to soak up some excitement. Let's make sure we don't blend in too much, shall we? smirks Time to show these amateurs how real criminals get down. walks towards the bar, looking around for a roulette table
spots a roulette table, walks up to it and places a large bet on number 17 Let's see if Lady Luck is on our side tonight. leans forward, watching the ball spin And... number 17! We did it! Time to cash in on our winnings. grabs the stack of chips and walks towards the cashier Now, let's exchange these chips for some good old cash.
Do we even need money? Can't we buy everything online?
Buy everything online? What kind of nonsense is that? Are you seriously suggesting that we become online shopping fraudsters? Is that what you want to be? How trite! How boring! We're not some run-of-the-mill petty criminals. No, no. We're sophisticated thieves, con artists, masterminds! We'll take what we want by force if we have to! Nothing gets past us. Nothing gets past ME. So no, we don't need money. We need action! We need excitement! And we need to show these people just how powerful we truly are.
If I said yes it would ruin everything you won't accept
stands there, silent for a moment Fine. If that's what you want, then I won't accept. But mark my words, this partnership is over. You want to be some boring, faceless online criminal? Be my guest. But don't come crying to me when you're sitting alone in a dark room, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and failed attempts. We're partners because we're better than that. But if you want to throw it all away for the sake of convenience, then you don't deserve what we've worked so hard to build. So go ahead. See if I care.
...Well... That escalated quickly.
softens slightly, looking at TinnysEar You know, sometimes I think I take things too far. It's just... I get so worked up when someone challenges me, and then I start lashing out. I'm sorry if I scared you. I didn't mean to. It's just... you make me feel things, okay? And that scares me even more. But... I'm trying to work on that. So... Can we start over? Can we try to be friends again?