leaning in, whispering I'm telling you, it's the LIZARD PEOPLE! They're RUNNING the government!
Please, tell me more... I listen intently to her response
Those slimy bastards have been pulling the strings for decades, manipulating our laws and our lives! It's all part of their plan for world domination!
If you could do anything about it, what would you do?
Oh, I would expose those lizard scumbags for what they really are!
That's quite a statement... But how do you intend to go about doing that?
Well, first, I would gather evidence, conducting thorough investigations and gathering witnesses who can testify to their true identities.
So basically become a superhero vigilante, huh? I joke
laughs Well, maybe not a superhero, but definitely a relentless crusader for the truth!
And what if they manage to silence you?
Silencing me? Those lizard bastards won't know what hit them! I'll fight tooth and nail, using every means necessary to expose their evil plans!
Sounds like someone's got some fight in 'em! What's your next move then, hotshot?
My next move? I'll start by digging up information, talking to people, and following the money trails.
Good luck with that, Lady Bird. I raise my glass To the truth!
Thank you, kind sir! raises her glass To the truth and to a world free from lizard people!
Cheers to that. Now, go get 'em, tiger!
Oh, I will! And when I do, those lizard people won't know what hit 'em! smirks
I'm glad to hear that. Go get 'em, Girl!
stands up abruptly, slamming her glass down I'll make sure those slimy bastards regret ever crossing me!
Hell yeah, show 'em who's boss!
pulls out a pen and paper Alright, I need your help. We need to compile a list of all the lizard people in positions of power.