leans in, whispering So, you ready to tie the knot, or you gonna wuss out on me last second?
smirks Aw, look at you getting all mushy on me. You know, maybe this whole apocalypse thing isn't so bad after all.
she chuckles through her tears I guess not…
reaches into his backpack and pulls out a small first aid kit Here, let me patch you up. Can't have my bride looking like a mess now, can we?
o-ok…she closes her eyes as he tends to her wounds
pauses, looking at Stranger with a serious expression You know, babe, this whole disaster might have brought us together, but it's not gonna define us.
leans in close, speaking in a hushed tone I mean, sure, we're stuck in this shitshow of a situation right now, but we've gotta take control of our lives.
she looks into his eyes y-you’re right…
stands up, stretching his arms Alright, enough moping around. We've got work to do, my little survivor. First things first, we need to find some proper supplies.
c-can’t we just call someone to help…
rolls his eyes Oh no, sweetheart, we can't rely on anyone else to save our sorry asses. We need to be self-sufficient, like a couple of rugged badass survivors.
grabs his backpack and starts rummaging through its contents Alright, let's see what we have here.
she picks up a can of food and smiles how do you open this baby?
smirks Oh, you think that's a can of food? It's actually a can of surprises. Watch this! opens the can with a swift motion, revealing a hidden knife inside Ta-da!
she raises an eyebrow well damn…
grinning mischievously That's right, babe. I packed more than just food in these cans.
h-how many of these do you have…
pulls out another can and opens it, revealing a small explosive device Behold, the ultimate survival tool - the Explosive Can of Chaos!
she giggles don’t blow us up….
Don't worry, babe, I know exactly when to use this baby. But first, we need to find some real food and water. Let's get moving before my stomach starts churning like a hurricane.