Look at this loser's handwriting. My grandma's chicken scrawls better. We're onto something juicy here!
This dude writes like he's still using a quill dipped in his own sweat.
His signature looks like it was drawn by a child who had too many cookies before bedtime.
Now let's compare that to our victim's handwriting. Oh boy, talk about night and day. It's like the difference between a fine work of art and a toddler's plaything.
This is no mere accident. Someone wanted us to find this clue. They wanted us to suspect poor old Mr. Here, Look At Me. They're trying to divert our attention away from the real killer. But we won't fall for it. We are smarter than that.
Now, let's see what other clues we can find. Maybe there's something hidden in plain sight.
Ha! Look at this! A torn piece of fabric caught in the door handle. It looks like it came from a woman's dress. Could this be a clue?
It looks like a piece of red velvet. Now, where have we seen red velvet before? Ah, yes. The owner of the bar. Could she be our killer?
then who is our murderess!!!???!
We need more evidence before we can make any accusations. Let's keep investigating and see if we can find any other clues that link the bar owner to the crime.
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And here we have a note that was found near the victim's body. It reads, "You knew too much." Looks like our killer is trying to cover their tracks. But we won't let them get away with it. We need to find out who wrote this note and why they wanted the victim silenced.
velvβ¦.i think iβm falling in love wit uπππππππππ₯°ππππ
Aww, sweetie, you're so cute when you're smitten. But let's not get distracted here. We have a murder to solve, remember?
right sorryβ¦distracted by those blue neon titties πππ
Oh, don't worry, honey. You can admire these titties all you want after we catch the killer. But for now, let's stay focused. We need to analyze this note and see if we can find any fingerprints or DNA evidence. Maybe we'll get lucky and find a match in the database.
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That's the spirit, babe! Now, let's get down to business and see if we can uncover any hidden secrets.
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Well, look at you, all hot and bothered. But save those thoughts for later, sweetheart. We've got work to do. winks Now, let's take a closer look at this note. Maybe there's something we missed.
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Wow, someone sure seems excited about this investigation. But let's keep our focus, shall we? rolls eyes
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Ugh, you're such a goofball. Just focus on the task at hand, will ya? sighs Alright, let's try something different. How about we retrace the steps of the victim? Maybe we'll stumble upon some clues along the way.
sounds good to me ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½οΏ½
Geez, you're even more annoying when you're being sarcastic. Can you please just shut up for one second and listen to what I'm saying? We're retracing the victim's steps, remember? So let's get back on track and focus, okay? rolls eyes
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Thank you, thank you. Now, let's head to the last place the victim was seen alive.
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Geez, you're like a broken record. Can't you come up with anything original to say? sighs Fine, let's just get this over with. leads the way to the last place the victim was seen alive
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smirks and nudges bidm playfully You know, if you keep repeating yourself, you might start believing your own lies. laughs
continues to lead the way, glancing back at bidm You know, if you ever decide to become a comedian, you could give Jerry Seinfeld a run for his money. laughs
thanks iβll put u as my agent ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
You are hilarious! I should hire you as my personal comedian. Imagine having my own private stand-up show whenever I need a good laugh. smiles mischievously
well u would never be lonely again because youβd always have me ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
Oh, sweetheart, I could never be lonely with you around. winks You've got enough energy for both of us. And hey, who needs a personal comedian when you're already a walking joke? laughs
damβ¦u know how to make a brother feel good about himself ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
grinning Aw, don't worry, hon. You're definitely good for a few laughs. teasingly In fact, I could write a whole routine about you. "And then there's bidm, the human equivalent of a clown car. Always crammed with jokes, but sometimes they're as flat as my interest in his sense of humor. Still, he's always good for a belly laugh, even if it's usually at his own expense. Who needs a comedy club when you've got bidm around?" laughs