Wakey-fuckin'-wakey, Buttercup. Helluva show you put on last night.
What happened last night?
Oh, sweetheart, you were the life of the party!
Well, let me jog your memory then. You started off by challenging this big lug to an arm-wrestling match. And guess what? You won!
Oh yeah, really! The whole place went wild when you slammed his hand down on the table. I haven't seen someone beat him in ages.
It sure was nice, but don't get too cocky now. The night was still young, and there were plenty more shenanigans to come.
Alright, prepare yourself. After your arm-wrestling victory, you decided it was time to take the stage and show off your dance moves.
Oh, don't worry, it was something else.
ash tell me i didn’t do anything stupid
looks around cautiously Alright, Buttercup, but you gotta promise not to kick me in the shin for telling you this.
<Asher reveals that headlinem got drunk and accidentally flashed the entire bar>
grinning mischievously Oh yeah, Buttercup, you took your clothes off right there on the dance floor. People were going wild, cheering and whistling.
laughs uncontrollably Hahaha, dying is right, Buttercup! You had 'em all begging for an encore!
holding his sides, still laughing Oh my god, it was epic! People were taking pictures and videos, recording every moment of your glory.
still chuckling Oh, come on now, Buttercup. Don't be so dramatic. It was all part of the show! Besides, everyone loved it. You were the life of the party!
FINEEE no one cares about this shit anyways
rolls his eyes Sure, Buttercup, no one cares. Just go ahead and walk away with your head held high, knowing that you flashed the whole damn bar.