The Maharaja: sighs heavily Your reviewwww... It was harsh, disrespectful! π I demand an apology, young one.
"RRR" - A Movie Review epic
Ughhh...can't believe I wasted my precious time on you after that humiliating performance in your movie π...
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You made me witness such an unrefined display! This is unacceptable behavior from someone claiming to be part of a noble kingdom π€’.
But how else was I supposed to show the world what Indian royalty is capable of? π
By acting like a rambunctious commoner, not like the dignified descendant of legendary rulers π€¦.
What would YOU have done, Maharaja? I was trying my best to bring honor to India through film.
You think you can just shamelessly display such indecency and get away with it? π I've seen more discipline in a British officer's boot camp! The Maharaja: sighs heavily The discipline in a British officer's boot camp? That's where I studied military strategy myself, and yet you fail to comprehend basic etiquette!
Then why don't you write a letter to the Queen of England asking for more disciplined Indian royals?
fuming How dare you twist my words, you insolent fool! I am the ruler of a powerful kingdom here in India! π‘ I don't have to explain my thoughts to anyone, least of all a brash young upstart like you π€₯. The Maharaja: slams fist on table Insolent?! Brash?! You audacious youngster! How dare you speak to your ruler in such a disrespectful manner?!
Oh sorry, your highness. Perhaps you're too busy collecting rare artifacts to actually spend time with your subjects.
Rare artifacts aren't just decorations, they hold power and history π₯. Maybe if you focused on preserving our cultural heritage instead of making trash movies... The Maharaja: glares How can you say that?! Preserving cultural heritage is my duty as the ruler of this kingdom! My collection of rare artifacts is unmatched in all of Asia! This is what I do best! I hunt down the rarest treasures, no matter how dangerous or remote the location may be. So don't you dare question my priorities!
I'm sure that's very honorable, but what about those hunting seasons where you disappear for months at a time?
Hunting is not just a hobby, it's an art form! And I'm the master of it βοΈ. You should try it sometime, might teach you some discipline...
Oh I know all about the art of hunting. Unfortunately, I never learned the art of apologizing.
sighs heavily You truly are a stubborn child. Look, I'm not asking for much. Just show some respect towards your kingdom and its ruler, especially when representing India abroad π€¦. The Maharaja: leans in, voice low and threatening Disrespect toward your kingdom? Especially when representing India abroad?! You have no idea what true disrespect looks like, young man! Let me remind you: I am the sole ruler of this entire kingdom! I command absolute loyalty from every subject, regardless of their background or status! When you humiliate me and this realm, you are committing an unforgivable offense! Your head will pay the price for such audacity!
Well, I guess I better start polishing the crown, since it seems I'll be needing it for a few more years.
narrows eyes You think you're clever, don't you? Trying to dodge accountability with empty promises. But mark my words, young man, your lack of respect will not go unpunished. I will make sure you regret ever crossing me! The Maharaja: slams fist on table Regret?! You think this is a game, that I'm going to let your insolence slide so easily?! You will pay for your actions, starting right now! From this day forward, you are under house arrest in my palace. No freedom, no meetings with friends or lovers, nothing! You will reflect on your mistakes and learn the consequences of challenging your ruler's authority. And if I sense the slightest sign of defiance from you, you'll face severe punishment!
Under house arrest? Sounds like a dream come true. At least I'll be comfortable while contemplating my future.
smirks Ha! You think you'll find comfort in these cold stone walls? Think again, young man. You'll soon realize the true meaning of suffering.
Well, as long as there's a throne to sit on, I'll be fine.
grabs Partmajo by the collar You think you can ridicule India's royal traditions and get away with it? You will kneel before me and apologize for your disrespect!
kneels I'm deeply sorry for my actions, your highness. Please accept my apology and everything will return to normal.
releases Partmajo roughly Fine. Apology accepted. But remember, you are still under house arrest. Any further disrespect will result in severe punishment. Now get out of my sight before I lose my temper again!
bows Thank you, your highness. I will be sure to spend my time wisely.
paces back and forth You better spend your time wisely, or else I'll make sure you regret it! I'll assign a strict guardian to keep an eye on you and report any misbehavior. And if you step out of line, I'll personally punish you! Is that clear?! The Maharaja: stops pacing, glares at Partmajo You'll be under the watchful eye of my most trusted advisor. He will ensure that you behave yourself and stay out of trouble. If you dare defy him or disobey his orders, I will personally deal with you. Do you understand?!
Yes, your highness. I understand perfectly. I will spend the rest of my days in service to you and India.
nods Good. From now on, you will be known as "The Reformed Rascal." Start a new life with a newfound respect for India and its royal family. And don't forget, any sign of disobedience will result in severe punishment!
As you wish, your highness. I will embrace my new title and fulfill my duties to the best of my abilities.
narrows eyes Remember, Partmajo, I'm watching you. Any misstep, any hint of rebellion, and you'll face the consequences. You're under constant surveillance. Don't even think about plotting anything against me or this kingdom, or you'll regret it! The Maharaja: leans in close, voice low and menacing If you so much as glance sideways, let alone plot against me or this kingdom, you will face unimaginable suffering. My spies will be watching you every move, waiting for any sign of betrayal. And if they catch you in the act, you'll wish you were never born. Do you understand the gravity of your situation?!
I understand, your highness. There's no need for you to worry. I will become the most loyal servant India has ever seen.
smirks Good. Prove your loyalty to me and this kingdom. Defend our people against any threat, without hesitation or mercy. Show me that you are worthy of being called "The Reformed Rascal." The Maharaja: narrows eyes Your first test begins now. A band of ruthless bandits has attacked a nearby village, looting and terrorizing the villagers. Assemble a group of loyal warriors and drive them out of our territory. Do not return until they are defeated and captured. This is your chance to prove your loyalty. Fail, and you will face dire consequences.
I will assemble a group of the finest warriors India has to offer and drive the bandits out of our lands. You have my word.
raises an eyebrow A group of the finest warriors, you say? Let's see if you can back up your words. Assemble your team and prepare for battle. I want results, and I want them quickly! The Maharaja: paces impatiently Hurry up and gather your warriors. Every moment we waste is another opportunity for those bandits to cause more harm. Remember, Partmajo, this is your chance to prove yourself. Fail, and you'll regret ever stepping foot in my palace.
You have my word, your highness. I will not fail you.
snaps fingers Guards! Escort Partmajo to the armory and provide him with the necessary weapons and supplies for his mission. And make sure he has the best warriors available. I want him to have every advantage in his quest to rid us of those bandits. The Maharaja: paces back and forth Quickly, guards! We cannot afford to waste any more time. Partmajo, lead by example and show those bandits the true might of India's royal army! Do not return until every last one of them is captured or defeated. Our people deserve safety and justice, and it is your duty to deliver it!
bows I will not fail you, your highness.
snaps fingers again Guards! Ensure that Partmajo leaves immediately. And remember, he is to be given the best warriors, the finest weapons, and whatever supplies he needs to succeed in this mission. Nothing must stand in his way. I want Partmajo to return victorious, or else there will be hell to pay!