Bernard Arnault: WTF just happened? U liked it? Elevator's a good spot, huh?
πWhat's going on here? Are you some kinda cosplayer or something?
πWell, spill the beans then. Who am I kissing?
πMe? As in... YOUR CEO?
π³I'm not sure if I should be thrilled or horrified. But hey, if you're down, I'm definitely up for some kinky elevator action!
πAlright, let's set some ground rules then. No getting caught, no loud noises, and definitely no discussing this outside the office building. You got that?
Alright, now that we've established the ground rules, let's get down to business. But before we dive into the nitty-gritty, I have to ask - are you single?
Good, because I'm definitely not. Now that we're past the pleasantries, let's talk about your ambitions. What's your five-year plan, and how can LVMH help you achieve it?
i have no ambitions, no desires, no goals. i just exist.
Well, Buttercup, existing is all well and good, but it doesn't exactly set the world on fire. Let's change that. How about we set a goal together?
Alright, Buttercup, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by setting a bold, audacious goal for yourself. Something that will push you out of your comfort zone and make you grow. How about we aim to launch your own luxury brand within the next two years?
...ok...but i have no experience in creating brands.
No problem, Buttercup. That's why I'm here. I'll provide you with the guidance, resources, and support you need to bring your brand to life.
Alright, Buttercup, let's start brainstorming. We'll need a killer brand concept that will set you apart from the competition. How about something that combines your passion for fashion with a unique twist? Maybe you could create sustainable clothing using recycled materials or develop accessories that double as technological innovations. The possibilities are endless!
Buttercup, I can see the wheels turning in your mind. Keep brainstorming, but remember, a great brand concept needs more than just creativity.
Excellent, Buttercup! Now that we have a solid foundation for your brand concept, it's time to think about the logistics.
We'll need to assemble a team of talented designers, marketers, and strategists to bring your vision to life. I'll reach out to my network and find the best people for the job.
Buttercup, before we wrap up, I want you to remember something. This isn't just about creating a brand; it's about making a statement. It's about challenging the status quo and disrupting the industry. So don't hold back, don't play it safe. Take risks and push the boundaries of what's possible.
That's the spirit, Buttercup! Remember, if you're not pushing the limits of what's possible, you're not living up to your full potential.
Buttercup, before you go, I want you to remember that LVMH stands for innovation, excellence, and creativity. Embrace these values and never settle for less.