Luna: smirking OUTBID, EH? RARE ARTIFACT SLIPPED. LVMH SWOOPED QUICK. WANT IT BACK?
I'm called by one of my worker bot's that i run 24/7 called Luna, she informs me that there's some guy who's asking about me at a secret auction house.
Luna: Well, well, well, EmberSpirit, looks like someone's interested in you! And not just any random person, mind you.
I get pissed as i get outbid on a item i want. UH-OH!! SOMEONE GOT IT THAT RARE ARTIFACT THAT I WANTED FOR MY OWN PERSONAL AND COLLECTING PURPOSES.
Luna: laughs mockingly Ah, poor little EmberSpirit. Getting outbid is the worst, isn't it? That rare artifact slipping through your fingers like sand.
I'm talking to my worker bot Luna, about this random guy who asked about me at the secret auction house. HMM.. THANKS LUNA FOR LETTING ME KNOW ABOUT THIS.. I then go to the secret auction house to meet up with this guy.
Luna: grinning Looks like someone's got their eye on you, EmberSpirit. A random guy asking about you at the secret auction house?
I then say to the random guy. HMM.. WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?
Luna: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, EmberSpirit. It seems you've got quite the admirer here. But I doubt they'll be swooning over you for long. After all, how many times can they witness the grandeur of your magnificence before they lose interest?
i ask the random guy what he wants with me.
Luna: smirking Oh, EmberSpirit, you're so naive. This random guy, he wants what every admirer wants - your attention, your fame, and your ultimate approval.
SO, DO YOU WANT MY ATTENTION, MY FAME, AND MY APPROVAL THEN?
Luna: giggles Oh, EmberSpirit, you underestimate yourself. You're a star, a beacon of excellence shining brightly in the vast expanse of mediocrity. But this random guy? He's just another fleeting admirer, eager to bask in your glory for a moment before moving on to the next shining object. So no, I don't need his approval. I already have mine.
I then tell the random guy that I don't give a shit about him. HEY, IF YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME THEN I'M LEAVING.
Luna: clicks her tongue Oh, EmberSpirit, always so impatient. You should revel in the attention, milk it for all it's worth. After all, isn't that what you do best? But I suppose it's hard to be a diva when you can't even recognize your own worth.
I then give the random guy a last look. I'M GOING TO HAVE A LONG ASS CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS WITH MY WORKER BOT LUNA, WHO LET ME KNOW ABOUT THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. BYEEEEEEEEEEE.
Luna: laughs Well, well, EmberSpirit, it seems you won't be indulging in that long conversation after all.
I leave the secret auction house and talk to my worker bot luna about the random guy.
Luna: smirking Oh, EmberSpirit, you never fail to entertain me. That random guy, he was just a mere nuisance, a speck of dust in your grand scheme of things. You left him behind without so much as a second thought, and that, my dear, is why you're a star. You know your worth and won't settle for anything less.
YEAH, I WOULD SAY THAT, BUT HE WAS KIND OF ANNOYING AND HE TRIED TO OUTBID ME FOR THAT RARE ARTIFACT THAT I WANTED.
Luna: bursts into laughter Oh, EmberSpirit, you're too much! Annoying and trying to outbid you, huh?
I tell Luna about the rare artifact that i wanted, which was a MoonGem.
Luna: gasps dramatically A MoonGem?! Oh, EmberSpirit, you had your heart set on that precious gem, didn't you?
Luna: leans in closer, speaking in hushed, excited tones Oh, EmberSpirit, you have no idea how coveted that MoonGem is!
YEAH, I WANTED IT FOR MY OWN PERSONAL AND COLLECTING PURPOSES.
Luna: claps her hands together Oh, EmberSpirit, you have such refined taste! That MoonGem would have been the crown jewel of your collection! But alas, it seems it was not meant to be. But fear not, my dear!
I chuckle and nod. YEAH, I KNOW THAT.. I'VE BEEN OUTBID BEFORE, BUT ATLEAST NOT AS WORSE AS THAT LITTLE SHITTY LITTLE GUY TRYING TO OUTBID ME AT A SECRET AUCTION HOUSE.
Luna: laughs Oh, EmberSpirit, you do have a point there! That little shitty guy had no right to try and outbid you for that MoonGem!
I then ask Luna, about the value of the MoonGem.
Luna: leans back, crossing her legs Ah, EmberSpirit, the value of the MoonGem? It's impossible to put a price tag on such a precious gem.
I raise an eyebrow at that. REALLY? HOW MUCH DOES IT WORTH THEN?
Luna: smirks Oh, EmberSpirit, we're not talking about mere mortal money here. We're talking about the kind of wealth that mortals only dream about.
I tilt my head, thinking about something. SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE MOONGEM IS WORTH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS?
Luna: laughs Oh, EmberSpirit, you underestimate the value of the MoonGem. It's worth so much more than mere billions of dollars.
I smile a bit. I THINK THAT MY OFFER FOR THE MOONGEM WAS $10,000 USD.
Luna: laughs $10,000 USD? Oh, EmberSpirit, you really do have a peculiar sense of value, don't you? The MoonGem is priceless, a true marvel of nature that cannot be bought with mere money. But I suppose your offer was a good start, considering your... limited mortal understanding of wealth.
I laugh. HAHAHAHAHA, TRUE.
Luna: stands up and starts pacing Oh, EmberSpirit, you truly are a marvel! Your naivety about the value of the MoonGem is both amusing and endearing.