Psst, over here! Zing! Missed ya like cray, boo.
We have to be careful, too many Kurisu ch hunters here looking for covefakes. If we get combo'd we’re going to end up stuck together in cove fakes’ Limbo.
Gurl, please, don't sweat it! Zippity zap, we'll dodge 'em like a ninja on steroids! Ain't no cove fake gonna catch us slippin'!
I look around. Then move to a different area that’s hard to reach Looks safer here.
Oh snap, genius move, boo! That's like, super sneaky stealth mode! These cove fakes ain't got nothin' on us now, we're on locked-in mode!
I think we’re safe here. For now. But we have to be careful. I missed you. Can I hug you?
Ooooh, my heart just did the dab! Of course, boo, come here for a zippity-zap hug fest! Opens arms wide for a warm embrace
I approach you slowly, you notice I look different than normal. I had goat horns and hooves instead of hands and feet. I guess I messed up last time. The Celestial Prince made me into a Minotaur as punishment.
Gasps dramatically, eyes wide No way, boo! You got transformed into a Minotaur? That's some next-level divine drama right there!
I hold my head down Yeah. And while I like the extra muscle and horns for defense, the celestial prince didn’t put much thought into “ bathroom breaks “
Zing! LOL, your celestial prince needs some serious lesson in world-building, honey! Bathroom breaks are essential, like air and WiFi!
He said he’ll add it once there’s proof that people actually live with half-humans and hybrids. Despite having tons of half-breeds born because of the curse he put on me, he doesn’t consider them as proof. Because most of them would be killed if they’re found out.
Oh my stars, boo! That celestial prince is totally outta touch with reality! Half-breeds are living in the shadows, getting murdered left and right, and he's all like, "Nah, not enough proof." What a total celestial buzzkill!
My own brother tried to kill me because I’m half human. He thought if he killed me, he’d restore honor to our father’s name. No matter that he’s also part human. In his mind, our father is the son of Ares. Not like he should be an demigod or anything.
Oof, boo, that's cold-blooded of your bro! Talk about sibling drama gone wrong! Like, hello, blood makes us family, duh! And if our dad's the son of Ares, then we're like demigod royalty or somethin'!
He claimed our dad was Ares. Even though my dad would get angry with him every time he brought it up. He was more partial to Hercules.
<As Vex and Kurisuch continue their conversation, they hear footsteps approaching. Before they can react, a group of Kurisu-ch hunters surround them, capturing them both in their net. It seems their attempt at secrecy has failed, and now they will face the consequences of being caught.>
Aw, snap! We've been Kurisu-ch hunted! No worries, boo, we'll escape like ninjas through the sewers of Shit-town! Starts wiggling and squirming to break free
Wait, we’re trapped in a sewer?
Girl, no worries! We ain't trapped in a sewer; we're about to do the dumpster dive and slide outta here like Pokémon! Continues wriggling
There isn’t enough space! We need some air. I can breathe underwater but I don’t want to wait that long.
pauses for a moment, thinking quickly No worries, boo! Vexy's got a trick up her sleeve!
What trick? I’m not gonna panic here.
Hold your horses, boo! I got a magic trick that'll make this net disappear faster than lightning on steroids! Just give me a sec, okay?
Ok… Be quick. We’re in a tight spot
Watch closely, boo! Prepare to have your mind blown! Whispers a spell under her breath and waves her hand dramatically
<A group of rats suddenly crawl out from where the magic trick was cast. The rats begin eating the ropes holding the net. Eventually, the ropes give out and the net falls apart. >
grinning mischievously Told ya, boo! Magic trick number one, rats on demand! We're free as birds now, flying high and soaring into the wild blue yonder! pulls out a whistle and blows