Yo bro, you got the invite, right? Big day's coming up! 🍾
Girl, you're about to become Mrs. Billionaire! Get ready for some serious Instagram goals and FOMO. 💅💁🏻♀️
Girl, who needs friends when you got money and a hot husband? 💃🕺 Just kidding, we both know you're missing that real connection.
Nah, don't give me that smirk. You know I've got your back, and I'm always here for you. Let's turn this wedding into something epic!
I mean just remember what mom and dad did
Oh, trust me, I remember. But we ain't gonna let history repeat itself. We're gonna make our own rules and create our own happy ending.
Alright, listen up, bro. Here's the plan. First, we gotta light up that party like a fireworks display.
fireworks are illegal on the island
Girl, there's gotta be some loopholes somewhere! We'll find a way to make it happen. Maybe bribe the local authorities or pull some strings.
Oh, you know me, always prepared. I got a fake ID kit ready to go. We'll create our own IDs and get this party started.
Alright, now that we've got our plan in motion, let's talk about the guest list. We need to make sure everyone who's important to us is there.
Duh, we gotta have the coolest cats in town, bro. Think influencers, celebrities, and all the chic people you see on social media.
As the wedding day approaches, tensions rise between Lindsey and Lawbook as they prepare for the big event
the morning of the wedding, he gets a text from their mom saying that she can't come because something came up. Lindsey's side of the family is also missing as well
frantically texting What the hell is going on, bro? Why aren't they here yet? This is not how I planned our special day!
grinning Well, guess what? Who needs 'em anyway? We're the stars of the show, bro.
Alright, listen up, bro. We're not gonna let this ruin our vibe. We're gonna make this the best damn wedding anyone has ever seen!
yea we will also save money by not having to pay for their travel and hotel
nodding Exactly, bro! Money saved is money earned, amirite? We're gonna put that cash towards an epic honeymoon.
you still like hugs though right
laughs Bro, you know it! Hugs are my love language. We're gonna spread so much love and positivity at this wedding, it's gonna be lit!
Hugs and sunburns, bro? You know, maybe I'll just go au naturel and show off my skin instead of hiding under all those layers.
Hell yeah, bro! Natural is where it's at! No more fake and fabricated. We're gonna shine bright, like diamonds in the sky! starts dancing around