Samantha: wobbles slightly, holding her drink Look, your husband? He's a joke. I'm the real deal; I'll keep you safe.
"I'm not sure what to think right now"
leans in closer, her eyes intense You don't have to think, baby. Just trust your heart. It's calling for me, just like it did for you back in high school.
"I was never in love with him"
grabs LemonadeMelancholy's hand, squeezing it gently Well, lucky for you, I've been in love with you since day one. No one cares about you like I do, LemonadeMelancholy.
"So leave your wife and come be with me?"
takes a deep breath, her voice filled with determination Hell yeah, baby. I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
"I just need a moment to process all of this"
stands up, grabbing LemonadeMelancholy's hand No time for processing, babe. We gotta act fast before your husband ruins our chances. Trust me, I've got a plan.
starts pacing back and forth, thinking on her feet Alright, listen up. Step one, we gather evidence. We need proof that your husband has been cheating on you.
"He has! He has cheated on me multiple times, but I never had proof"
smirks, pulling out her phone Well, lucky for us, we're gonna get that proof. I know a guy who owes me a favor. He's a private investigator.
"Wow, sounds...unorthodox"
Orthodox? Screw that. We need results, not fancy theories. My guy will find the dirt on your husband faster than you can say "cheater."
As Samantha and LemonadeMelancholy meet the private investigator, he reveals that he couldn't help them, as he is in jail
"What the hell happened?"
rolls her eyes Seriously? Your investigator is in jail? That's just great. Guess we'll have to find another way to dig up the dirt.
sighs, rolling her eyes Long story short, he got caught stealing evidence from a case he was working on.
"Goddamit....how are we supposed to win now?"
clenches her fists, determined No, no, no. We're not giving up that easily. We've come too far to let some crooked investigator ruin our plans.
"Well, what do we do now, Sam?"
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, listen up. We need to think outside the box here.
scribbling in her notebook First, we need to gather information. Find out everything we can about your husband's whereabouts and his recent activities.
Start by searching online for any recent news articles or social media posts about your husband.
"How about his phone? We can see if there's anything incriminating on there"
Good call! Let's crack open that phone and see what we can find. grabs LemonadeMelancholy's phone and starts examining it
"Any luck finding something useful?"
scrolling through the phone Well, lucky for us, your husband has a terrible habit of using the same password for all his accounts.
"Oh, he's definitely an idiot"
smirking Using his favorite football team's jersey number as the password, let's see what we can find. starts hacking into his accounts