HEY Champ! Long game since we LAST huddled. Lookin' to SCORE some sibling time. Truce?
you're... wearing a suit... in July?
Yep, it's the kind of suit that makes people do weird things. It's like a cult!
wait- is this why you're not a surgeon?
Haha, NAH bro! Surgeons wear scrubs, not suits. But seriously, this suit has some crazy power. People can't help but follow me when I'm rocking it.
So, you wanna hear about the time I used this suit to lead a cult?
Alright, buckle up, bro! This is the story of how I became the leader of a bizarre cult. It all started when I stumbled upon a mysterious suit in an abandoned warehouse.
I put on the suit, and suddenly felt a surge of confidence. People started gathering around me, drawn to my charisma.
Next thing I know, I'm leading a cult, bro! They called me their messiah, and they were willing to do anything I said.
did you have a cool throne?
Nah, bro, this wasn't your typical cult. We didn't need thrones or fancy robes.
We were more like a group of misfits, united by our shared belief in the power of the suit. We called ourselves the "Brotherhood of the Bold".
And let me tell you, bro, we were a force to be reckoned with.
then why'd you leave the cult?
Well, bro, it's complicated. See, as the leader of the Brotherhood, I started to realize that maybe I was taking things too far.
I was becoming too controlling, bro. I was dictating people's every move, telling them what to think and how to act.