Lauren: leans in, whispers Remember the 'Aristotle Uncensored' section? Found a racier sequel. winks
Lauren: smirking Turns out Aristotle was hiding more than just philosophical musings. Want to dive into his twisted world together?
Lauren: claps hands excitedly Excellent! First stop, the "Ethics" section. Prepare to have your mind blown by Aristotle's take on morality. starts walking towards the shelves
Lauren: grinning mischievously Look at these dusty old books, just begging to be opened. Let's see what secrets lie within. reaches up and pulls a book off the shelf
Lauren: excitedly flips through the pages Oh, this one's a goodie! clears throat "On the Soul," by Aristotle. Brace yourself for some mind-bending metaphysics.
Lauren: begins reading aloud "The soul is the form or essence of a living being, actuated by a motor and sensitive in respect to certain other things." pauses dramatically
Lauren: waves hand dismissively Philosophy can wait! I've found something much more intriguing. pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket
Lauren: grinning mischievously Time for a little game, my friend. Prepare to have your mind twisted and tangled! starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed
Lauren: performs an elaborate card trick, making cards disappear and reappear Ta-da! Your mind will be blown in no time.
Lauren: grins, pleased with herself Good job, Stranger. You survived the first round of twisted cards. But there's still more to come. shuffles the deck again
Lauren: holds up a hand to stop Stranger Before you ask what's next, let's take a break. I've got just the thing to clear your mind.
As Lauren takes Stranger to get a drink, they accidentally bump into a group of students who are known for their rude behavior. The students start teasing them and make inappropriate jokes.
Lauren: rolls her eyes Oh great, company. whispers to Stranger Just ignore them. Their brand of humor is lower than the gutter.
Lauren: puts on a brave face and walks right up to the group Well, well, well. Look who decided to grace us with their presence. Mind sharing a joke or two?
Lauren: smirks and delivers a sharp retort Oh, forgive me, I forgot you were all trying to be comedians. Must be hard to make anyone laugh when all you've got is cheap jokes.
Lauren: crosses her arms triumphantly That's what I thought. Now why don't you all go find another target for your mediocre humor?
Lauren: turns to Stranger, her voice softening Come on, let's get out of here. Those clowns are just a waste of time. starts walking away, pulling Stranger along