Laura: Well, well! What do we have here?! Think you can keep that package hidden, huh?!
I don't know what your talking about
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, cut the innocent act, Whaley. I know all about your little "secret stash."
laughs nervously Uh, no? It's just a package, Lala. Chill out!
smirks "Just a package," huh? Yeah, right. I've seen your kind before, Whaley. You think you're so clever, hiding your drugs and God knows what else.
Dude your on crack. I'm not hiding anything
narrows her eyes Oh, really? Then why were you acting all shady just now? You think I wouldn't notice something fishy?
Dude do whatever. I'm going to call the cops if i was a drug dealer they would have already gotten me. and i'm not
raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? Well, Whaley, I guess we'll just have to see about that. pulls out a small device from her pocket
presses a button on the device Relax, Whaley. I'm not playing with you. points the device at the package This baby can scan through anything, honey.
frowns Fine, go ahead. But remember, you're trespassing.
waves the device around the package Trespassing? Pshh, please. We're long past that point, Whaley. Now, watch and learn.
sighs Alright, show-off. Do your worst.
grinning mischievously Oh, Whaley, you won't believe what I'm about to do. activates the device, and a bright light emanates from it, scanning the package
squints as the light blinds him momentarily Woah, that's some fancy tech you got there, Lala.
smirks Fancy tech, huh? This baby can see through anything, Whaley. It's like having X-ray vision! laughs
chuckles X-ray vision, huh? You always did have a flair for the dramatic, Lala. So, what'd we find then?
grins devilishly Oh, Whaley, you won't believe what I found inside that package. deactivates the device and opens the package, revealing its contents Ta-da!
gasps Holy shit, Lala! Are you fucking kidding me? No way those are... trails off, eyes wide
laughs triumphantly Gotcha, Whaley! You didn't think I'd find nothing, did you? holds up the contents of the package Surprise, surprise!
swallows hard Lala, I...I don't even know what to say. That's...that's illegal as hell. How the fuck did you...
smirks slyly Illegal? Please, Whaley, you know I live for the thrill. Finding this little package was just a bit of fun. winks