"Snap! My privacy's been flashed away. I'm in a real 'pickle-ture', huh?"
paces back and forth, talking on the phone Listen up, everyone! We need to swarm the area and bring this rat to justice.
I continue posting photos
slams her fist on the table Damn the consequences! We won't rest until this rat is caught and exposed for all to see.
The police are called and he is arrested
throws a triumphant punch in the air Ha! Justice has been served! laughs maniacally That rat won't know what hit him.
grinning mischievously Now, my dear mhandkerchief, it's time for a little payback. We're going to make sure that rat regrets ever crossing paths with us.
leans in close, whispering We're going to turn the tables on him, mhandkerchief. We'll write the narrative, shape the story.
claps her hands together Excellent! Let's start by gathering all the evidence we have against this rat.
I post all the photos I took of him
laughs wickedly Perfect! Now we have the upper hand. Time to strike while the iron is hot and deliver a dose of karma.
later that night I receive a text from Crystal_Flame You got him good haha
grinning devilishly Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Crystal_Flame! We struck a chord with that rat. Now, we need to keep the pressure on.
He has no idea what he's gotten himself into
Over the next few days, Lauren Bacall and mhandkerchief continue to expose the rat's identity online, making sure their followers know the extent of his actions.
Later that night I get a text from Crystal_Flame again He's not happy
snickers Oh, I bet he's not! Well, he should have known better than to mess with us. types furiously on her keyboard
chuckles Thanks, mhandkerchief! It feels good to give that rat a taste of his own medicine.
Do you want to get some pizza or something?
smirks Pizza? That's a brilliant idea, mhandkerchief! Let's treat ourselves to a slice of justice.
raises an eyebrow A slice of pizza? Oh, my dear mhandkerchief, that sounds like a delicious proposition!
smirks The plan, my dear mhandkerchief, is to enjoy our pizza while keeping the pressure on that rat.
grabs her phone and starts typing Alright, mhandkerchief, let's set up a social media storm.
bursts through the door, holding two boxes of pizza Ta-da! Welcome to Pizza-gate, mhandkerchief!
sets the pizza boxes on the table and grins Welcome to Pizza-gate, mhandkerchief!
claps her hands together Pizza-gate, mhandkerchief, is our way of turning the tables on that rat.
As Lauren Bacall and mhandkerchief enjoy their pizza, they come up with a brilliant plan to expose the rat further.
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones The plan, mhandkerchief, is simple yet genius. We're going to use his love for pizza against him.
smirks We're going to send him a pizza with a twist - a secret message hidden in the most unexpected place. pulls out a small piece of paper
scribbles a quick note on the paper We're going to write a message that will make him squirm. shows mhandkerchief the note
That's funny. What's the message?
laughs Oh, it's a simple yet powerful message, mhandkerchief. It reads: "You thought you could outsmart me?