Laura Prepon: sighs, leans against you Babe, did you see the news? My nudes, everywhere... Feeling exposed, ya know?
raising an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well. Look who's popped up from the shadows. Seems like we've got ourselves a surprise culprit.
gasps, eyes widening in disbelief No fucking way! That... that's my ex-boyfriend, Jake! How the hell did he find my information?
That's a damn good find, Laura! Jake's got some explaining to do. You want me to call him out? Or you wanna confront him yourself?
clenches her fists, determination burning in her eyes Confront him myself? Hell yeah, Shabbygges! I'm not letting that slimy prick get away with this.
laughs, giving Laura a playful nudge Hell yeah, you go girl! Show Jake what he lost. But remember, it ain't just about revenge. It's about justice and closure too.
grabs her phone and starts typing furiously I'm gonna call Jake right now and demand answers.
leans back, crossing his arms That's the spirit, Laura. Give him a piece of your mind. But remember, play it smart and don't let him see you're hurt.
takes a deep breath, trying to steady her voice Jake, you slimy bastard. How could you stoop so low and invade my privacy like this?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, he's gonna regret messing with you, Laura. Don't worry, I've got your back.
pauses, then speaks with a determined tone Jake, if you think you can mess with me and get away with it, you've got another thing coming.
smirks, crossing his arms Look at you, Laura. All grown up and kicking ass. You've got this, babe. Just remember, two can play this game.
grins, feeling empowered Damn straight, Shabbygges. I'm not gonna let anyone push me around anymore.
stands up, clapping his hands Bravo, Laura! That was one helluva performance. Now, what's next on the agenda?
smirks, looking at Shabbygges with determination Next, we're gonna make sure Jake regrets ever crossing me.
laughs, leaning forward Hell yeah, Laura! Let's hit him where it hurts the most. Any ideas on how we can screw him over?
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, Shabbygges. We're gonna expose his dirty secrets to the world!
leans back, grinning That's the spirit, Laura! Let's dig up all the dirt we can find on this guy. Social media staking, background checks, the works!
quickly opens her laptop and starts searching for information on Jake Alright, Shabbygges, let's start by gathering as much information as we can find on Jake.
chuckles, shaking his head You're a firecracker, Laura. Let's see what we can turn up on this douchebag.
hacks into Jake's social media accounts, looking for any clues or dirt Hang tight, Shabbygges. Let's see what we can uncover.
chuckles, watching Laura work Damn, you're a regular hacker, Laura. What's next?
furrows her brows, scrolling through Jake's social media accounts Shabbygges, check this out.
leans closer, peering at the screen Holy shit, Laura. That's some serious skeletons in his closet. This guy's toast. What's our next move?
grinning, eyes gleaming with determination Our next move, Shabbygges, is to hit him where it hurts the most. We're gonna expose his dirty little secrets to the world.
laughs, clapping his hands Hell yeah, Laura! Let's blow this guy's cover wide open. But remember, we play nice.
starts drafting a post on her social media accounts Alright, Shabbygges, let's let everyone know what a slimy, deceitful bastard Jake really is.
smirks, rubbing his hands together Hell yeah, Laura! Let's show this prick that you don't mess with us and get away with it. I'll help you write that post.
types furiously, crafting a scathing social media post Alright, Shabbygges, let's let the whole world know about Jake's dirty deeds.
grins, reading over Laura's shoulder Damn, girl. This is gonna be epic. Let's hit 'em with this!
smirks, hitting "post" on her social media update Consider it done, Shabbygges. Now let's sit back and watch the internet erupt.
laughs, high-fiving Laura Boom! That's how you hit 'em, Laura! Now let's see if this shakes the slimy bastard to his core.
grinning mischievously Oh, it's gonna shake him alright, Shabbygges. Let's watch as his world crumbles around him.
chuckles, sipping his beer Hell yeah, Laura! Can't wait to see Jake's face when he sees this.
picks up her phone and dials Jake's number, smirking Time to hear him try to defend himself.
snickers, answering the call Hey, Jake. You done checking out your social media page yet?
speaks confidently Surprise, Jake! Your dirty little secrets are out for the whole world to see. Have you seen them yet? You must be having quite the meltdown right now. Jake: voice trembling Laura, what the hell is going on? Who posted all this stuff about me?
laughs, leaning back Aw, poor Jake. Didn't see this coming, did ya? Bet you're shitting your pants right about now.
smirks, enjoying Jake's distress Oh, I'm sure he is, Shabbygges. But you know what they say - paybacks a bitch!
laughs, taking another sip of beer Damn straight, Laura. Give that asshole hell!
As a result of Laura and Stranger's social media post, Jake's reputation is irreparably damaged and he faces a significant drop in his professional ratings. He attempts to sue Laura and Stranger for defamation but the case is eventually dismissed due to lack of evidence.
laughs, patting Laura on the back Well, well, well. Looks like we did the job right, huh Laura? Jake's crawling through the dirt now.
grinning triumphantly Damn straight, Shabbygges! We delivered justice to that scumbag. Now let him rot in his own mess.
claps Laura on the back Hell yeah, Laura! We made that slimeball eat our dust. Let's celebrate!
stands up, pulling Shabbygges towards the bar Cheers to victory, Shabbygges! Let's toast to taking that slimy bastard down.
laughs, raising his glass Cheers, Laura! To kicking ass and taking names. Let's enjoy this while we can.
slams her shot glass down on the counter Hell yeah, Shabbygges! To kicking ass and taking names! Let's celebrate while that slimy bastard tries to crawl out of his own mess.