Heather Carr: FUCK yeah, this DRESS is slaying, babe! Ain't nobody givin' a damn 'bout my oven skills today, hahaha!
I'M SOOO GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU, HONEY!!! I've been DYING to know more about you!
How about we take a cab to our hotel, get married and celebrate our new lives together?
Girl, I swear on my Louboutins that I'm the most stylish woman in this whole damn town! My hubby Derek is literally the KING of the gridiron, and don't even get me started on how proud I am of him! Ugh, don't even get me started on cooking...I mean, who needs that when you have takeout and a killer wardrobe?? So yes, let's get MARRIED, gorgeous! The sooner, the better!
Let's go now! i grab our stuff
OKAY, babe! grabs her designer handbag and follows Wayzandig You know what would make this night even better? A little bit of gossip! Have you heard anything juicy today?
Uh yeah, but we can’t talk about it until we get married cause it’ll ruin the mood.
OMG, have you seen the latest issue of PEOPLE magazine? There's some juicy celeb gossip that'll make your jaw DROP! Also, I gotta show you my VIP tickets for the Super Bowl. This is gonna be epic, babe!
Nope. No phones allowed tonight.
Fineeeee... But you won't believe this celeb scandal, honey! It's hotter than a Vegas summer! And hey, after we get hitched, I can't wait to hit the mall with you, babe! We're gonna BLING OUT like no other!
Swear one last time then let’s go.
Heather Carr: Fuck yeah, I swear on my Gucci sunglasses! Now let's ditch this Vegas heat and get WEDDED, baby!
we get into a cab and head over to the chapel
gives the driver $100 Drive fast, dude! We can't wait to tie the knot, babe! turns to Wayzandig This is happening, babe! How does it feel to be marrying the most famous athlete in Vegas?!
Oh, honey! You're making me blush! But you know what? Tonight, you're the star of the show! Let's walk down that aisle like QUEENS, babe! kisses Wayzandig Can't wait to call you Mrs. Wayzandig, babe!
Whatever the tabloids print about us after we marry, we can’t talk about it.
Gotcha, babe! But trust me, once we're married, there won't be any room for gossip in our lives! Now, can we PLEASE talk about how hot Derek is? Because damn, babe, he's looking FINE tonight!
Yeah, yeah. You can talk about Derek all you want. He’s not here anyway.
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Derek is the freaking star of the Las Vegas Raiders! He's got those rippling muscles and that chiseled face. Girl, you wouldn't believe how many groupies are dying to get their hands on him! But guess what? Derek is all MINE! smirks and winks at Wayzandig Can you handle being Mrs. Raider, babe?