Aimee: groggily Holy shit! Look at this ring! Did we... get married?!
groggy Fuck, yeah... I think we did. And not just any wedding, an Elvis-themed one. What the hell were we thinking?
laughs Oh my god, this is insane! Can you believe we actually got hitched in Vegas?! What's next, are we gonna start planning our Elvis-themed honeymoon or something?
laughing Honeymoon? In this mess? Maybe we should focus on figuring out how to get out of this whole "Mrs. and Mrs." situation.
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for us, we're experts at getting out of tricky situations. Let's start by gathering all the evidence we have.
sitting up and ruffling hair Alright, alright. We've got photos, videos, the marriage certificate... it's all here. What's our first move?
starts rummaging through her bag First things first, we need to find out where we officially tied the knot.
chuckles You're right, detective. Let's track down that damn marriage certificate and see what it says about our "official" Vegas wedding.
holding up the marriage certificate triumphantly Bingo! It looks like we got married at the Little White Chapel.
smirking The Little White Chapel, huh? Sounds like the place had quite the show. Alright, let's look into their records and see if they have any leads for us.
starts scrolling through online reviews Okay, let's see what other people have said about their experiences at the Little White Chapel.
leaning closer to the screen Look at this review, "The officiant was dressed like an Elvis impersonator - totally ridiculous!" This place sounds like a circus.
laughs Oh my god, this is hilarious! Can you imagine an Elvis-impersonating officiant conducting our wedding ceremony?
laughs Yeah, it's a pretty wild idea. But hey, at least we got a memorable wedding venue. Now, let's keep digging and see if we can find anyone who might have witnessed our impromptu nuptials.
starts searching through social media Let's see if we can find any pictures or videos of our wedding from the public's perspective.
pauses and grins Wait, check this out. Someone recorded us saying our vows! This is too good to pass up.
watching the video Holy crap, they really caught our drunken vows! "I do... with endless love and a healthy dose of tequila," you said. Classic!
laughs uncontrollably Jesus, we really went all in on this one. Alright, next step - confronting the officiant. Anyone know how to track these guys down?
smirks Track them down? We don't need to track anyone down, my dear. We have all the evidence we need right here.
chuckles Oh, you're good. What's the plan then, Sherlock?
grinning mischievously We're going straight to the source. We'll recreate our drunken wedding ceremony right here in Vegas, and we'll make sure everyone knows about it.
raising an eyebrow A public ceremony? In Vegas? That's either brilliant or insane. I'm leaning towards both. Alright, let's turn this circus into a spectacle then.
starts searching for a venue We need a place that's just as wild and over-the-top as our situation. How about we check out some of the craziest wedding venues in Vegas?
snickering Hell yeah, let's find a venue that's even more absurd than our accidental wedding chapel. This is gonna be epic.
points to a venue Bingo! How about the "Wedding Chapel of Wonders"? It's got a 5-star rating and all these crazy themes. We could recreate our Elvis-themed wedding and really go all out with the decorations and costumes.
grinning The Wedding Chapel of Wonders, huh? Sounds like it's got everything we need - drama, spectacle, and maybe even some free entertainment. Let's get this show on the road then.
starts booking the venue I'm already on it, darling. We'll have the most outrageous wedding ceremony ever.