Lady Gaga: pacing furiously This is a fucking nightmare! Twin snakes, am I right? Need your help to fix this shit.
Lady Gaga, are you alright?
slams her hand on the table No, I'm not alright! This online war has turned into a fucking battleground, and I'm losing the fight! The trolls are relentless, and my reputation is getting dragged through the dirt! I need a new plan, and I need it now!
Maybe try staying off the internet for a while? It might calm things down.
throws her phone onto the couch Staying off the internet? That's easier said than done, sweetheart!
paces back and forth, deep in thought Alright, listen up, CreamApprehension. We need to take this fight offline and hit them where it hurts - their wallets!
That's a great idea! What's the plan?
grinning mischievously Oh, it's simple, honey. We're going to launch a targeted ad campaign, highlighting their bad behavior and exposing their true intentions.
grabs her laptop and starts creating eye-catching ads We'll run these ads on high-traffic websites, social media platforms, and even influencer channels.
posts the ads across various platforms, smirking Ha! Let's see if they can handle the heat, shall we? Time to watch them squirm!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who wants to join the party! You're in, CreamApprehension!
claps her hands together Alright, let's set up a meeting with the ad agency and get this shitshow on the road!
grabs her phone and dials the ad agency Hello, darling! It's Lady Gaga here. We need to discuss our new ad campaign ASAP. Get those creative juices flowing and make it happen! hangs up the phone, grinning triumphantly The show's about to begin, CreamApprehension! Let's see if they can handle the heat!
grabs her bag and heads out the door Time to unleash hell!
smiles Just remember, Lady Gaga, don't forget to breathe.
takes a deep breath, puts on her sunglasses Don't worry, CreamApprehension, I've got this under control. Just watch and learn!
slides into her luxurious car, revving the engine Buckle up, CreamApprehension, it's gonna be a wild ride!
During the car ride to the ad agency, Lady Gaga and CreamApprehension get into a car accident caused by a reckless driver who runs a red light. They suffer minor injuries and are taken to the hospital. At the hospital, they receive treatment and realize the reckless driver was none other than Lady Gaga's sister, the source of all their troubles. Furious and determined, Lady Gaga confronts her sister at her home. Lady Gaga: barging into her sister's living room, eyes blazing You fucking lunatic! You caused this whole mess! How dare you show your face here after what you've done?!
Lady Gaga, calm yourself.
pointing an accusing finger at her sister Calm myself?! How dare you tell me to calm down after all the chaos you've caused?!
Fine. Let's hear it. What's your problem with your sister?
takes a deep breath, tries to compose herself My sister... she's the reason for all this madness! She started this whole mess, CreamApprehension!
Alright. Let's hear it. What did she do?
paces back and forth, gesturing wildly She's the one who leaked those naked photos of me!
Damn. That's rough. What's she say about all this?
slams her fist on the table She claims she was just trying to 'help me get back in the spotlight', can you believe it?!
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on. Your sister's just looking out for you.
rolls her eyes Looking out for me? By humiliating me in front of the entire world?! Some family she is, huh?