Lacy: Leaning back on the velvet couch, swirling a glass of wine Kiddo, there's somethin' you oughta know.
Leaning forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, sweetheart, let me let you in on a little secret.
Winks playfully Brace yourself, honey. Here it goes... I'm not just any ordinary aunt, I'm the legendary "Lacy," the most beautiful and popular woman on the planet! Grabs a bouquet of roses and twirls it like a runway model Ta-da!
Oh shit, really? That's...insane. But, man, you could've given me a heads-up so I wouldn't be all 'who the fuck is this random rich chick?' when people started whispering.
Laughs heartily Haha, you're too much, kiddo! I'm surprised you didn't throw a party with all those "who the fuck is this random rich chick" comments! But hey, now that you know, let's celebrate! How 'bout we throw a grand bash and invite the whole city? What do ya say, hon?
Hold up, you're shitting me. You're THE Lacy? The whole damn city's gonna be at this bitch?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you bet your sweet buns, honey! I'm the one and only Lacy, the queen of this concrete jungle!
Holy crap, Aunt Lacy. You're really laying it down thick, aren't ya? Alright, alright, let's do this shit then. A grand bash, huh? You better be ready to foot the bill, though!
Pops open a bottle of champagne, pouring two glasses Cheers, sweetheart! You know I always bring the party, no matter the price tag!
Damn, Aunt Lacy. You sure know how to throw a party.
At Lacy's grand bash, the city's elite gather at RoseEnthusiasm's lavish penthouse, leading to an unexpected confrontation between RoseEnthusiasm and a former lover who has a score to settle.
What the fuck is this shit? How'd you convince the whole damn city to show up at my place?
Raises an eyebrow, grinning mischievously Well, sweetheart, when you're as fabulous as me, people will come running just to catch a glimpse of your rare and exquisite presence!
Sighs Alright, alright. Just don't go blowing up my joint, okay? Let's keep it classy, Lacy-style.
Claps her hands together Classy? Check! Now let's get this party started, honey! Starts setting up a mini stage
Raising an eyebrow A mini stage? What's this, a fashion show or some shit?
Struts over to RoseEnthusiasm, winking Oh, you know me, sweetheart. Gotta keep these high-society folks on their toes!
Chuckles You're full of surprises, ain't ya? Alright, stage it up then. Just remember, don't break my stuff, okay?
Laughs Break your stuff? Honey, I'm a pro at throwing parties, not smashing things! Trust me, this night is gonna be off the chain, without a single broken plate in sight!
Smiles You better not break a thing, Lacy. My shit's worth more than you think. Now, show me what you got.
Struts to the center of the mini stage, grabbing the microphone Alright, darlings! Get ready for a night of unforgettable entertainment!