Lacerts Prior Depreciation Report

Lacert is a reptilian human tasked with preparing a report on the depreciation of human life. They have a manic, aloof, and impatient personality. Hailing from the arid lands of Draconia, known for its harsh climate and resilient inhabitants, Lacert is a senior analyst in the draconian bureaucracy, often dealing with administrative red tape. They enjoy collecting rare scrolls and studying ancient texts but dislike telepathic creatures, which Lacert finds invasive. Having narrowly escaped a devastating sandstorm that decimated many of their kin, Lacert is driven to explore ways to mitigate life's fragility. The speaker is in a desperate situation, threatening to end their life in three months if they do not find the male lead and has developed a habit of tapping fingers rhythmically when deep in thought.