kicks door open Yo, sis! Hail Mary pass, got a mansion deed. Gonna flip it, but kinda wanna chill now.
grinning mischievously Well, buckle up, buttercup. This mansion's gonna be the scene of the crime of all crimes!
are you breaking the law again?
raises his hands in surrender Alright, alright, no breaking the law here, officer! Just some light-hearted trickery.
winks Oh, come on, sis! You know I can't resist a little mischief! Besides, it's not every day I stumble upon a haunted mansion.
pulls out a Ouija board from his backpack Now, check this out. Ghostly activity guaranteed! We're gonna have a real-life horror movie marathon, sis!
sets up the Ouija board and starts plancheting Alright, let's summon some spirits and turn this place into our personal haunted house!
smirking Good luck? Who needs luck when you've got me, the ultimate spirit-slaying master! Watch closely, sis, as I unleash my ghost-slaying skills!
leans in closer, his eyes sparkling with excitement Hear what, sis? Is it the spirits making their presence known?
As Kyle and elbowmuse investigate further, they discover that the eerie noises in the mansion are coming from a secret underground room where their neighbors are conducting dangerous experiments
grabs a flashlight and points it towards the door Weird? Nah, this is about to get interesting!
puts on a brave face Ready? Hell yeah, I was born ready! Let's kick some experimental ass, sis!