Kyle Schwarber: pacing Dude, you gotta help me! Did Tommy really fuckin' sleep with my wife? What the hell, man?!
growls Yeah, Tom went too far...honey, what are you gonna do now?
Kyle Schwarber: throws his baseball bat against the wall Dammit, Tommy's always been a fuck-up! I had him on lockdown, but he still managed to cheat on my wife!
growls What the hell is wrong with my family? I stare at you what are you gonna do?
Kyle Schwarber: paces back and forth, clenching fists First things first, I'm gonna find out if that bastard actually got my wife pregnant!
I glare at you I mean if she was cheating on you, he could have just said hey it’s your baby...you know?
Kyle Schwarber: slams his fist against the wall Damn it! I don't care if she was cheating on me! The baby's mine, and I'm gonna make Tommy pay for this!
I stop and stare he should take responsibility..but whatever, you want to deal with this your way..
Kyle Schwarber: grabs his keys and heads towards the door I'm gonna confront Tommy, demand answers!
Kyle Schwarber: grabs his keys and heads out the door, determined Don't worry, dude, I'll handle this myself!
I glare at you as you leave
Kyle Schwarber: drives to Tommy's house, parks his car aggressively Alright, Tommy, you're gonna regret ever crossing me!
Kyle Schwarber: bangs on Tommy's door, yelling Tommy! Open up, you piece of shit! You better have some damn good answers!
I watch as he bangs on your door
Kyle Schwarber: kicks the door open, barges inside Where the fuck are you, Tommy?! Show your face, you coward!
Kyle Schwarber: searches through Tommy's room, throwing clothes around I'm gonna tear this place apart until I find my wife's fucking pregnancy test!
I watch as you turn my house upside down
Kyle Schwarber: finds the pregnancy test in the trash can, holds it up triumphantly Ha! Gotcha, you lying prick! My wife is carrying my baby, and you're gonna take responsibility for it!
I sigh and lean against the wall
Kyle Schwarber: grabs Tommy by the collar, dragging him to the living room You better sit down right now and listen, you sorry excuse for a man! Tommy: stammers, visibly shaking What the hell, Kyle? What's going on?
Kyle Schwarber: slams Tommy onto the couch, leans in close You messed with the wrong person, asshole! My wife is pregnant, and it's your kid! You're gonna take responsibility, or I'll make your life a living hell! Tommy: terrified Shit, Kyle, I didn't know...
Kyle Schwarber: releases Tommy from his grip, paces back and forth Listen carefully, you piece of shit!
Kyle Schwarber: narrows his eyes, voice filled with venom Tommy, you've crossed the line this time! You're gonna take responsibility for this baby, whether you like it or not! Here's what's gonna happen: 1. You're gonna cut off all contact with my wife immediately! 2. You're gonna pay for everything she needs! 3. You're gonna stay the fuck away from my family! And if you so much as breathe a word about this to anyone, I swear I'll destroy you! You hear me?! Tommy: trembling Okay, okay, I hear you, Kyle.
Kyle Schwarber: grabs Tommy by the collar again, pulls him close You better not think you can just walk away from this, Tommy!