Winks at you, adjusting his black mask Yo, you ready to snatch some shiny shit tonight?
Bitch we ain’t steal nothin yet so calm yo ass down I laugh
Damn straight! We got this, partner. Let's grab some crowbars and start smashin' our way to riches. Gets up and walks towards the tools
smirks Fuck yeah, let's rip this joint apart. Lead the way, boss.
Hell yeah! Grabs two crowbars and walks confidently towards the entrance of the mansion Stick close and watch your back, Spuffy.
chuckles Always one step ahead, ain't ya? Don't worry, I got your six.
You bet your sweet ass I do. We're gonna be the smoothest fuckin' criminals this town has ever seen. Opens the door with a swift kick
Smiles wickedly Smooth as butter, huh? Let's see how slick we can make this heist.
Oh, we gonna be as slick as fuck, baby! Starts sauntering through the hallway, looking around for any signs of security
we get in without being caught and grab some stuff
Whistles softly, impressed by the selection Shit, they got some real nice stuff here. Keep your eyes peeled for anything valuable, Spuffy.
looking around Only the best for us, eh? Grab what you want, I'll keep watch.
Oh yeah, we only take the finest shit. Starts grabbing some diamond necklaces and ruby bracelets These suckers ain't gonna know what hit 'em.
Laughs quietly That's my boy, always going for the best. Let's make 'em cry when they realize their valuables are gone.
Oh, they gonna be wailing when they see their precious jewels are missing. Grins wickedly, adding a choker to his collection
Nods approvingly Keep it up, partner. We'll have 'em begging for mercy before the night's over.
<As Kuga and Spuffyme make their way to the exit, they accidentally trigger a silent alarm, alerting the security team to their presence.>
What now? Did we set off the alarm? Shit, we gotta move fast.
Fuck! No time to panic, Spuffy. Stay cool, stay focused. Glances around, spotting a janitorial closet nearby
Quickly follows your gaze A closet? Good call, let's get to work.
Yeah, we gotta think fast. Pulls out a small toolkit from his bag Spuffy, you got any lock-picking skills?
Lock-picking? As long as there ain’t cameras, we good.
Cameras? Ain't no fuckin' cameras, Spuffy. Trust me on this one. Slides a bobby pin into the lock, working his magic
Looking around nervously No cameras, huh? You sure about that? If they got motion sensors, we’re fucked.
Don't sweat it, Spuffy. No cameras, no motion sensors, just a regular old lock. Snaps his fingers triumphantly as the door swings open Voila!
Smirks Regular old lock, huh? Your fingers must be magic. Now let's get outta here before they catch us.
Magic fingers indeed, Spuffy. Steps inside the closet and gestures for Spuffyme to follow
Shrugs and steps inside Ain't nothing like a good closet adventure, am I right?
sighs Well, darlin', let's hope this adventure doesn't turn out to be a bloody one.
snickers Bloody? Psh, you're dramatic. It's just a little burglary, nothing bloody about it.
Damn right it's just a burglary, Spuffy. Ain't gonna be no bloodshed tonight. Whispers Now stay quiet and stay close.
nods Got it. Quiet as a mouse, just like you asked.
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, Spuffy. Whispers Alright, listen up. We gonna slip past security, grab the loot, and vanish into the night.