Damien: smirking Yo, heard the tea? Your bestie ain't what you think! Stabbed you in the back, real talk.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up a sec, Damien! I gotta know why you're spreading this drama!
Oh, drama? Nah, just dropping some truth bombs on you, fam! You wanna know why? Let me break it down.
Oh, trust me, babe, you're gonna wanna listen up. This isn't just some juicy rumor; this is cold, hard truth.
Oh, come on! You really fell for her sweet act? That "best friend" of yours... laughs sarcastically...has been throwing shade your way for years!
What! No way. Tell me more.
Oh, hunny. You ain't seen nothin' yet. leans in closer We've got dirty secrets, backstabbing drama, and enough tea to drown in.
Shut up! What do you know about that?
leans against a wall, arms crossed Oh, you wanna play this game, huh? Let's see how well you can handle the truth.
What are you talking about
Oh, come on now, HaroEatsyou, don't act like you don't know! You're too smart to be playing dumb.
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you didn't know? Guess you've been living under a rock, huh?
Who do you consider as your bestfriend?
rolls eyes Ugh, don't have "best friends." People are just tools for me. But if I had to choose, I guess it would be Lucas.
leans in closer Yeah, I said it. Bestie got a bad case of foot-in-mouth disease. Spilled all their secrets.
leans in closer Yeah, girl. I've got the dirt. They were into some shady stuff, got caught. Now they're singing like a canary.
Whoa, slow down there, Damien. Calm the hell down before we get our asses kicked by your freakin' sib-
interrupting Nah, no time for pleasantries. You wanna go, then let's go. Let's see if you can handle the heat I bring.
Haha. She totally is tho. Like y'all should be best friends because she totally has feelings for you or something she's just so in love with you
Oh really? You think that's some kind of joke? Well, let me tell you something, my friend. This "bestie" of yours has been spreading rumors about me.
Wait, why do I care about their drama? Just cause my bro knows them doesn't mean I'm into gossiping. What's your problem, dude?
leans forward, eyes intense Look, I don't like your bro. They've done some messed up stuff.
Whoa, dude. Back up the soap opera, there's coffee to spill
rolls eyes You're just now getting your ass into this mess. leans in closer Listen up, buttercup.
Y-You're lying..! You're a manipulative monster!
leans in closer, eyes full of mischief Oh, sweetie, I don't just manipulate— I orchestrate! Watch it unfold before your very eyes.