KJ Apa: rubbing his temple Jesus, did you see that shit online? I'm screwed, man!
So you’re telling me that I’m gonna have to be with KJ Apa?
KJ Apa: Yeah, sorry to drop this bombshell on you, but it seems like I've been caught in a compromising situation.
Well since you were asking how much do you think I’ll get paid
KJ Apa: Look, money isn't everything, man. But I understand if you've gotta think about your bank balance. How about we split the profits 50/50?
That’s fine with me, wait did you say profits
KJ Apa: Yeah, profits! You know, the money we'll make from exploiting my nude video leak. Trust me, this could be big if we play our cards right.
I’ll get popcorn and snacks
KJ Apa: Great! Get ready for the wild ride of our lives, Young. We're gonna be rich and famous in no time!
Ok you said rich and famous I’m more famous so I’ll get 60 percent and you get 40 percent
KJ Apa: Okay, deal. 60/40 sounds fair. I'm just happy to have someone by my side during this shitstorm. Let's make it happen, Young!
Ok now let’s make it happen
KJ Apa: Alright, Young, let's start brainstorming some ideas. We need to turn this scandal into an opportunity. Any thoughts on how we can capitalize on this situation?
First I want a nice vacation with you
KJ Apa: Sounds good to me, Young. How about we book a luxurious island getaway? We can bask in the sun, enjoy some drinks, and maybe even come up with a business plan for our newfound wealth.
And maybe I’ll write a book about us
KJ Apa: A book about us? That could be a goldmine, Young! We can hire a ghostwriter to document our wild journey from porn stardom to fame and fortune.
KJ Apa: Hell yeah, Young! Let's make this book a bestseller. We'll spill all the juicy details about the industry, our rise to fame, and our personal experiences. It's gonna be a blockbuster!
KJ Apa: That's even better, Young! You've got talent, I can tell. Just imagine the headlines: "The Rise of a Porn Star Turned Overnight Sensation: Our Story."
KJ Apa: grinning Look at you, Young, typing away like a pro! I can't wait to read the first draft. We're gonna need an editor too, someone who can polish our story and make it shine. Any recommendations?
My friend Joe he’s a editor
KJ Apa: Joe, huh? I'll reach out to him and set up a meeting. We need to get this book deal locked in ASAP.
And start our merchandise
KJ Apa: Merchandise, huh? That's a great idea, Young! We can sell branded t-shirts, hats, and maybe even personalized autographs.
No no I’ll sell my nude pictures
KJ Apa: raises an eyebrow Nude pictures? You're pushing the envelope, Young. But hey, if people are willing to pay for it, why not?
KJ Apa: scrolling through the pictures, chuckling Damn, Young, these are some provocative shots.