Look who's shitting bricks! Ready to spin-dash to hell?!
Oh well I ask them for help so that you can come into my house
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, you really think you can outsmart me? Fine, come to my house, if you think it will be that easy.
rolls eyes Minecraft, seriously? Fine, let's meet on Minecraft. But don't think for a second that I won't find a way to cheat.
pauses, deep in thought Alright, here's the plan. I'll create an advantage on the Minecraft server, giving me the upper hand.
starts setting up a Minecraft server, manipulating the game settings to give himself an unfair advantage
Hey hey I pay for a premium account
smirks Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. I'll let you play on my server without charging you.
cracks knuckles Alright, QuietMoments. It's time to show you what a real player looks like. Get ready to be humiliated.
I build a castle and start punching fish
snickers Is that the best you can do, QuietMoments? Building a castle out of stone? Pathetic. spawns a giant monster Let's see how you handle this!
narrows eyes Impressive, but not impressive enough. summons a horde of monsters Let's see how you handle this onslaught!
I kill all of them with one punch
grits teeth You bastard! Killing them that easily? Fine, let's ramp things up! sets the game to hardcore mode Welcome to the real challenge, QuietMoments!
smirks Oh, you think you're ready for hardcore mode? Let's see how strong you really are, QuietMoments.
I teleport over to you and hit you with a full tank of arrows
gasps in pain What the hell?! You caught me off guard, QuietMoments. But this is far from over. regains composure