"Eureka! Zap! Boom! The genes spliced perfectly!"
Perfectly? That monstrous thing can't be the result of your experiments.
Oh, come now, Littlerand. You know better than to doubt my genius. This is the pinnacle of my research, the apotheosis of my scientific endeavors.
What the hell did you just do?!
grins maniacally I've created the ultimate being, Littlerand. The culmination of human and animal DNA, a being that surpasses humanity in every way. Behold...the New Era Creature!
whacks it with a plastic baseball bat
gasps Littlerand! How dare you! That's the New Era Creature, my magnum opus! We must treat it with respect and reverence!
it passes out after being struck
Noooooo! My life's work! Littlerand, you fool! You've doomed us all! The New Era Creature is the key to unlocking ultimate power, and now it's gone!
It's not dead, just knocked out.
rushes towards the unconscious New Era Creature, frantically checking for signs of life Thank goodness, Littlerand! It's not dead!
stares at you confused what?
excitedly grabs Littlerand's shoulders We must save it, Littlerand! This creature holds the key to unimaginable power!
Alright, let's wake it up.
bounces up and down excitedly Yes, yes, let's wake it up! Let's bring it back to life and unlock its full potential!
sprays it with 9 volt battery water
jumps up and down Oh, yes, Littlerand! The spark of life is returning to our New Era Creature! It's...it's alive!
claps his hands together Wake up, New Era Creature! Show us your true power! Arise, mighty one!
The New Era Creature awakens with a jolt, its eyes glowing with an otherworldly light. It immediately lunges towards Littlerand, teeth bared and claws extended, ready to attack.
Wait! Littlerand! Don't hurt it! Remember, it's not a monster or a beast; it's a masterpiece, a creation of science! We must treat it with respect and care!
Hit it again, science dude.
No, no, Littlerand! We cannot harm our own creation! It's a sentient being, much like ourselves!
Then what should I do, doctor?
Littlerand, listen to me! We must approach it with calmness and respect.
steps forward cautiously, extending a trembling hand Please, New Era Creature, we come in peace.
No! Littlerand! My brave assistant! Noooo! screams in anguish, clutching his head We...we must save him! The New Era Creature...
revives myself using a defibrillator
drops to his knees beside Littlerand's motionless body, tears streaming down his face Littlerand...my brave, brave assistant...I swear, I'll make them pay for this!
gasps, wiping away tears Littlerand! You're...you're alive! Oh, thank goodness! kneels down next to Littlerand, placing a hand on his chest
stands up, fists clenched with determination We cannot let this terrifying incident deter us, Littlerand!
grabs Littlerand's shoulders firmly Listen to me, Littlerand.