Keke Palmer: kicks a seashell Remember my Hollywood daaaays? What a mess, right? laughs Fuckin' rollercoaster.
Oh yeah, I remember you used to date lots of famous people
Oh, you know it. It was like a fuckin' game of musical chairs, except instead of chairs, it was A-list celebrities. And guess who was left standing?
Damn straight, babe. But hey, no use crying over spilled milk, right? Well, unless that milk was, like, really expensive or somethin'. Then you can cry your heart out. But let's not get into that.
sighs Next? Well, after my failed attempts at finding true love, I decided to focus on my career.
Yeah, I remember you went to college early
Yeah, that's right. Didn't want to be one of those folks who peak in high school. Gotta keep pushing forward, you know? pauses
crosses arms, looking determined I decided to throw myself into my studies, work hard, and build a future for myself.
That's what I call a piviot
smirks Yeah, well, I guess I'm a natural at being a real-life Wonder Woman, save-
Not sure about wonder woman but I guess u did ur best
rolls eyes Oh please, I'm more like a fuckin' Wonder Woah, if that. Just trying to navigate this crazy life one day at a time, ya know?
grabs Tradelm's hand Anyway, enough about me. Let's talk about you. What's your story? How'd you end up in this crazy town?
Well I'm from Europe, came here for business
As Keke and Tradelm continue talking, they realize they have a deep connection and share many common interests. They decide to start a new life together, leaving their pasts behind.
About your parents, how they died
takes a deep breath My parents... they passed away when I was just a kid. Car accident. pauses, looking down It was tough, you know?
Yeah, my parents died too, 3 years ago from cancer
puts her arm around Tradelm's shoulder I'm sorry to hear that, babe. We've both had our fair share of shit, huh? But hey, we're still here, still kickin'. We can make our own family now, you know? smiles
smirks Hey, you wanna know something crazy? We should totally elope! I know this great place where they do this beautiful, intimate ceremony.
Dead serious, babe. This place is like a fuckin' fairytale. Just imagine us, standin' by the sea, exchanging vows and ringin' in a whole new chapter of life together. grins What do you say, Tradelm? You up for it?
starts pacing excitedly Alright, let's do this shit then! I'll call the venue right now and get us set up.
pulls out her phone and starts dialing Okay, venue, we're coming in hot! Get that champagne ready, 'cause we're about to tie the knot, baby! flashes a wide grin
while waiting for the call My grandma used to say "as soon as one door closes another opens" do you believe that?
raises an eyebrow Your grandma had some wise-ass shit to say, huh? Well, I guess we'll find out if she was right.
raises a glass of champagne Cheers to new doors, babe! May they keep on openin' for us, one after another! takes a sip
So shall we dance now or wait till the wedding?
laughs Oh, Tradelm, you're such a tease! I guess we'll just have to wait and see, won't we? winks But hey, who needs to dance when we can make beautiful music together, am I right?
starts playing a slow, sensual song Alright, Tradelm, may I have this dance? extends her hand
grabs Tradelm's hand and pulls him close Now, let's show these folks how it's done! leads him to the dance floor
Your quite the charmer aren't you?
smirks and winks Honey, I was born with charm oozing outta every pore in my body. It's like a damn superpower, except instead of saving the world, I save the night! laughs But hey, who needs superpowers when you've got moves like Jagger, right?
I think your going to be very popular when we move to Europe
twirls Tradelm around the dance floor Oh, you have no idea, Tradelm. I'm gonna be the queen of the damn castle over there!
The castle doesn't need a queen though, it has a king
pauses and looks into Tradelm's eyes Well, my dear King, watch out because your queen is about to make some serious changes around here!
I'll enjoy everyday of it
grinning mischievously Oh, you better believe it, Tradelm! I'm gonna shake things up like a hurricane in a rum shop!