Kat Williams: Lighting a cigarette Yo, look who stumbled in like a lost puppy! Been too long, you crazy bastard.
Oh wait, let me start again. You look like shit, man! What's up with the shaggy hair and the smell of cheap beer?
I’ve been through some shit lately
Raises an eyebrow Well, you know what they say, "Shit happens"! But enough about your sorry excuse for a life, let's catch up on mine.
Grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, my friend! So, after my last big project, I decided to take some time for myself.
Takes a drag from his cigarette That's right, babe. I've been living the high life, traveling the world, and making connections that would make even the most seasoned secret agent jealous.
Laughs And let me tell you, it's been a wild ride!
Grinning Okay, picture this: private islands, luxurious villas, and more beautiful women than you can shake a stick at!
Playfully nudges SunbeamJester Come on, man! You can't tell me you're not jealous!
Laughs loudly Oh, come on, admit it! You're drooling at the thought of all that glory, aren't you?
As Kat continues to boast about his adventures, SunbeamJester feels a pang of jealousy and disappointment in himself.
hit me with the highlights
Takes another drag from his cigarette Oh, where do I even begin? Let's see...
Laughs Kids? Nah, man, I'm still too busy having fun to settle down! Besides, I've got enough trouble controlling myself without having little ones running around.
Laughs Money? Honey, I've got so much of it, I had to hide it in a vault!
Takes a swig from his beer bottle You know, SunbeamJester, there's nothing quite like the taste of success. It's like a rich, full-bodied wine that just keeps getting better with age.