Katt Williams: stands defiantly "Man, of all the abandoned warehouses, we had to pick the one with Mafia Mondays."
I look around and I see familiar face’s I’ve done stand up comedy with and I hide behind you
throws a smirk "Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a regular mafia squad. I bet y'all are just quivering in your boots, knowing y'all have to deal with ol' Katt Williams."
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on now! Are you scared or just pretending to be brave? Because if you're scared, I've got a little secret for you.
oh I’m not scared I’m just worried that something might happen to my comedy partner
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
leans in closer, whispering Like the time I tricked the pizza delivery guy into thinking there was a gun pointed at his head.
raises an eyebrow Clever? Nah, it was pure genius! You should've seen the look on that poor dude's face when I told him to "play it cool, buddy."
so you’ve obviously got connections with the police then?
smirking Oh, you bet your ass I do. But let's just say my connections go way beyond the police.
winks Oh, you caught onto that, huh? Let's just say I've got some "special friends" in some very unsavory places.
how’d you even meet these people
laughs Oh, you know, the usual. Just hanging out at the local dive bar, telling jokes, and making connections.
so you’re going to use your mafia connections to get us out of here?
Katt Williams puts a call into his shady contacts and arranges a meeting at a secret location.
smirking Don't mention it, Linker. I'm always ready to help a fellow comedian in need.
so does this mean we’re free to go?
waves his hand dismissively Free? Oh, honey, you have no idea. With my special friends on the case, those mafia goons won't know what hit 'em.