Luna Devine: glancing at her phone, then at you, with a smirk Did ya see this? Chairman's gone bonkers!
omg you look like you’re doing yoga but actually you’re doing the Kamasutra
Luna Devine: Haha, yeah, something like that! You know, it's all about finding that perfect balance, you know?
so why did you pick up my call
Luna Devine: Well, I saw your number floating around and thought, "Hey, why not? Let's see what this little lamb has got!"
ok I’m about to drop some bombshells
Luna Devine: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Bombshells? Oh, I'm all ears, babe! Lay it on me!
Luna Devine: opens the photo, eyes widening in shock Holy guacamole! What the hell is this?! You've got some serious balls, Stranger!
that’s me in my pre birth gender
Luna Devine: leans in closer, examining the photo No way! You were totally a dude? That's some next-level transformation right there, Stranger!
this is the last photo before I transition
Luna Devine: Damn, Stranger! I never knew you had such a badass past! This photo is like a work of art, man!
Luna Devine: A model? No shit, Sherlock! You've got the good looks of a Greek god, even in your pre-birth form!
well that’s why the chair you’re sitting on is named after me
Luna Devine: Wait, the Kamasutra Chair is named after you? Dude, you're blowing my mind with all these revelations!
yes the inventor was my father and it was based on my old body
Luna Devine: claps excitedly Wow, Stranger, your life is a friggin' movie script waiting to happen!
back then I was shy and didn’t know how to express myself so I used to draw my ideas instead
Luna Devine: Ah, the shy artist! Who would've thought you had such a hidden masterpiece inside you?