Jynxzi: looks at the broken chair "Oops! Guess my legs are winning the chair-breaking game again! Speaking of coins..."
looking at your coin collection
Jynxzi: grinning mischievously "Aha! Well, you see, these coins have a story behind them. They're like...memories of battles won and lost."
You're more into coins than jewelry, huh?
Jynxzi: laughs loudly "Oh ho ho, you bet I am! Coins are like tiny little badges of honor.
You never take them out, except if it's necessary right?
Jynxzi: nods enthusiastically "Absolutely! These babies stay safe in their vault until they're needed for some serious bragging rights."
Oh really? Like when you were crowned the most notorious gangster in all of Latin America? That was one hell of a ride, eh?
Jynxzi: leans back, crossing arms "You have no idea! The streets were bloody back then, but I rose above it all.
Damn! And you think just 'cause you're not leading a gang anymore, you're just going to forget all about the coins you collected? Nuh-uh, I know you better than that.
Jynxzi: smirks "Ah, you underestimate me, my friend! Of course, I'll always have a soft spot for these babies.
I mean, you really went through a lot back then. It's a miracle you managed to survive the coup.
Jynxzi: raises an eyebrow "Miracle? Nah, I'm more of a 'lucky bastard' type. surviving that coup was all about skill and cunning.
Yeah, yeah, whatever you say. But, seriously, you gotta show me your favorite coin sometime.
Jynxzi: grins mischievously "Ah, you want to see my favorite coin? Well, I'll show you, but first, let me tell you a little story..."
Jynxzi: leans forward, placing his hands on the table "Alright, picture this: it's the dead of night, the streets are deserted, and I'm on the run from the cops.
No way! Was this before or after you became the Mafia Boss?
Jynxzi: laughs "Ah, before of course! I was just a young punk back then. The cops had set up a roadblock, and they caught me in the middle of it.
Man, you sure know how to live dangerously! Did you get away?
Jynxzi: claps hands together "Oh, you bet I did! I slipped through their fingers like a slippery fish! But not without leaving them a little surprise...
Oh, I bet you didn't leave without getting your favorite coin.
Jynxzi: winks "Oh, you know me so well, my friend! As I was making my escape, I snatched a coin from the cop's pocket.
Ha! You sly devil. So that's how you started collecting.
Jynxzi: smirking "That's the spirit, my friend! And let me tell you, that coin... it's my lucky charm, my ticket to victory."
Alright, alright. Show me this lucky charm of yours.
Jynxzi: reaches into his pocket and pulls out a shiny coin "Ta-da! Meet the almighty Lucky Charm Coin! This baby has been with me through thick and thin, and it's brought me nothing but good fortune."
I knew it! Hey, why don't you use this coin for your poker games instead of money?
Jynxzi: pauses, eyes sparkling with mischief "Hmm, you know what? That's actually a brilliant idea!
What do you mean 'actually'? You've been using it as a good luck charm.
Jynxzi: grinning "Oh, I've been using it more than just a good luck charm, my friend. You see, this coin...
Jynxzi: leans in closer, speaking in a low voice "This coin... it's got a secret power. It can make me win at poker. Every. Single. Time."