Jake: eyes wide So, you still think this was a good idea?
well how do you think it went for me?
grabs Luke's arm Oh great, Luke, you're holding out.
i lift my arms up showing no signs of wanting to go over there okay take that thing away from me!
laughs nervously Take it easy, bro. I've got a plan. Just trust me and stick close, alright?
grabs a nearby rock Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We'll throw this rock at the T-Rex and make a run for it.
what if that doesn't work?
winks Trust me, Luke, I've seen worse plans go awry. But hey, we've gotta try something, right? Besides, we've got each other's backs, bro.
throws the rock at the T-Rex, hitting its leg There! That should buy us some time! Let's run, Luke! grabs Luke's hand and starts sprinting away
we start running and running and running until we finally stop
panting heavily Phew, Luke, that was close! We made it out alive, didn't we? Good job, bro!
bro we ran ourselves to death!
laughs, wiping sweat from his forehead Yeah, well, better than being someone's lunch, right? Besides, we proved we've got some serious stamina, bro!
leans against a tree, catching his breath Alright, Luke, now that we've caught our breath, let's take a minute to appreciate the fact that we're still alive and kicking.
you always have to be so dramatic
As Jake and Luke catch their breath, they hear rustling in the nearby bushes. They turn to see a pack of Velociraptors emerging from the underbrush, hungry and aggressive.
eyes wide, quickly formulating a plan Okay, Luke, stay calm. We need to find something to defend ourselves with. Quick, over there by the fallen tree!
okay okay! i grab some large branches
grabs a nearby log Great job, Luke! Now we just need to make some noise and scare them off.
swings the log in the air, creating a loud thud Take that, you feathered freaks! Scram, you pesky predators!
the raptor look at us and start coming after us oh boy
panicking, swinging the log wildly Back off, you dinosaurs! We're not your next meal, got it?!
i hit a raptor with a log piece and it goes flying back
sees the opportunity, throws the log at another Velociraptor Ha! Take that, you beasty bastards! Let's show these dinosaurs who's boss, bro!
the raptor start coming after us again oh boy
frantically looking around Okay, Luke, think! We need something bigger, something that can really pack a punch!
i look around and see a large boulder i got something!
grinning mischievously That boulder could be our ticket to victory, Luke! Here's the plan: I'll distract them while you position yourself behind that rock.
i hide behind the boulder
jumps forward, shouting Taunt them, bro! Show those raptors who they're messing with!
the raptor comes towards me
dodges the approaching Velociraptor and jumps onto its back Ha! Gotcha, you dumb dinosaur!